Guess who Uncle Fester dressed up as on Halloween?

[Snake Plissken]

[lame54]

1. Do-Do-Do-Do Lie-Lie, Do-Do-Do-Do Lie-Lie Do-Do-Do-Do Do-Do-Do-Do Do-Do-Do-Do Lie-Lie

[BlancheSplanchnik]

16. 😆

👍🏾🎃🤣

[blueinredohio]

2. Hilarious!!!

[democratisphere]

3. The one on the "Right" scares the hell out of me!

[Doreen]

40. Yeah, Uncle Fester actually looks friendly.

[lame54]

4. Her light bulb trick is Trump's new energy policy

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. SHS is a scary-looking person.

It's not just the weird eyes. It's that she looks angry in an especially disturbing way - like the mean nun who whacks little kids with a ruler and seems to enjoy it, or Nurse Ratched, or the Kathy Bates character in "Misery," or the crazy stepmother in one of those true crime stories on the ID channel. She looks like the neighbor whose house none of the kids will visit on Halloween, or the middle school principal whose office you're terrified to be sent to, not because she'll hit you but because she'll punish you in a horribly humiliating way. She's the clerk at the DMV who makes you wait and wait just because she can, or the flunky at the courthouse who won't issue a same-sex couple a marriage license because she hates them and because she's in a hurry to get to her Bible study class.

[spooky3]

8. A Republican friend (non-Trumper) said

"I once turned off the sound and watched her. She looked so angry. Really scary."

[BigmanPigman]

10. I am an illustrator and very visual and her face is

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VERY asymmetrical and that alone is scary. Draw a line down the middle and one side does not look like the other. Also, her evil, ultra arched eyebrows with the down-turned mouth complete the horror picture. She is not as scary as Kellyanne though. Her gaunt, haggard look, along with the dry as hay hair and elongated features actually are "witch-like". I went out to my neighborhood Halloween Haunted Houses and saw a witch with blond hair and it was Kellyanne's twin. Now don't get me started on Bannon's and the fucking moron's naturally scarier-than-Hell faces.

[tblue37]

12. Kellyann also has noticeable fangs, which reinforces that scary quality. nt

[BigmanPigman]

14. You're right!

[BlancheSplanchnik]

15. And an underbite

But the worst thing is, they're ugly on the inside.

[erronis]

17. I thought she was a blood-cousin to that Annie Kolder person

You know the one that wants to look sexy but is just a spider waiting to suck blood.

What is it about the right-wing power maniacs that attracts fake blonds and real bimbos? Is it just $$$$$?

[BigmanPigman]

19. I think that is how Fux Ruse advertises for their

fake news anchors.

[maddiemom]

45. Give Colter credit.

Her little black cocktail dresses at any time of day are preferable to Hucksterbee Sanders' rather bizarre wardrobe. Many of us who hadn't the advantage of her political family and income growing up are still able to dress with taste and know what's flattering. Oh, but I guess the PEARLS distract from a multitude of wardrobe sins. These days you mostly see pearls in politics, even though most of us have some (usually cultured or good phonies) tucked away.

[MurderMittenLiberal]

29. Tee best description I have heard thus far..

Is that her face is divided into four quadrants and they're all fighting each other.

[dixiegrrrrl]

11. 90% chance she has no clue to her rage.

There are 4 kinds of dysfunctional families which produce dysfunctional kids.

One of the 4 kinds is severe religious families. The kids are always trying to cover up all that internalized fear, most often they cover it with anger, and the anger can lead to substance abuse, emotional abuse, etc.

The "successful" fundies just come across as creepy and stern.

In short, she is doomed.

[louis-t]

35. I have seen this type of thing several times in my life.

Neighbors or friends that grew up in extremely religious households. Two in particular acted out by exposing themselves in public. In the end, they turned out alright but the teen years were a trip.

[Generic Other]

6. That was a great belly laugh

[MineralMan]

7. Auntie Festress?

[TNNurse]

9. Wish I had video of my husband laughing.

It is rarely that loud.

[7wo7rees]

13. I don't see it...

[Different Drummer]

18. I knew it was going to be SHS before I even saw it! n/t

[Ztolkins]

20. This thread is unsettling...

Who gives a fuck what she looks like?

[LakeArenal]

21. Thanks. nt.

[USALiberal]

23. Seems like making fun of appearance is popular here. n/t

[Ellipsis]

24. I agree...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

25. It's not her physical features that are concerning.

She's no beauty, but that's not important (anyhow, it's sometimes said that politics is show business for ugly people). She's basically just ordinary-looking like most of the rest of us - except that she always looks really, really angry. That's what's off-putting, at least to me. She looks hostile and mean. A person could be absolutely beautiful and still look unpleasant if they exude wrath and disdain like SHS.

[klook]

30. Yes, she looks like she has a bitter taste in her mouth

Her disgust with the press is on display at all times. In her favor, SHS doesn’t hide in hedges, at least as far as I know.

[sweetroxie]

32. She has an ugly voice, too.

Sounds like a witch's cackle. She's very distasteful, inside and out.

[louis-t]

36. I think she's just really miserable in her job.

Is she even qualified to be a press secretary? I don't know her background and am not interested in looking it up.

[Orrex]

41. That sounds fair. I'm miserable with her job, too.

[xxqqqzme]

44. from wikipedia

"...She attended Little Rock Central High School in Little Rock, Arkansas.[5] She matriculated at Ouachita Baptist University in Arkadelphia, Arkansas..." No major is listed.

The fact I find most disturbing is she is only 35 (Aug 13, 1982)

[louis-t]

47. Matriculated? Doesn't that hurt?

[stonecutter357]

34. I do she is representing the the white house and...

The United Stats and most days she looks like a slob.

[volstork]

22. Wow.

That's just uncanny.

[oasis]

26. The horror, the horror.

[Bleacher Creature]

27. She's ugly enough on the inside.

Mocking her physical appearance, even in such an awesome way, feels kind of Trumpy.

[Lifelong Protester]

28. She seems so angry all the time.

[MontanaMama]

31. I dont like pointing to

her less than model like features, I’m not a model either! However, if she were busting her ass to do good as hard as she busts it to lie to us every day, she might not appear so unattractive. Her ability to lie at a furious pace is really something. I’ve never seen anything quite like it.

[oberliner]

33. Making fun of her appearance should not be what DU is all about

It's beneath us, I think.

[Joe941]

46. Agreed. Sadly its a recurring theme here.

[Orrex]

37. I don't think it's fair to attack a person's apperance

Jackie Coogan deserves better.

[Snake Plissken]

38. It's just his Halloween costume

[stevenleser]

39. So much with which to take issue with her. I don't think we need to resort to this. nt

[Nitram]

42. LOL

[MarianJack]

43. Funny...

...PEACE!