Trump: "I don't remember ever meeting that person."

[MineralMan]

Also: "Could you check my fly? I don't remember if I zipped up. Did I already eat lunch? I don't remember."

[NightWatcher]

1. I have the best memory and all the best people and words

[matt819]

2. Melania who?

You tell me I have children? Prove it.

You say I have a daughter named Ivanka? That's a joke, right. Is anyone on the planet names Ivanka? Well, maybe in Russia, but that's a story for another day.

Dumb and Dumber are my kids? Surely you jest.

Tiffany? Isn't that a jewelry store? Probably owned by Jews.

Jared? He's that Subway pedophile, right? Also Jewish. It figures.

Reince who? And is he related to that Ivanka person. Who named these people?

General Flynn? General Kelly? General Mattis? Never heard of them. If you say they're my generals, then you're way off base. When I talk about my generals, I'm talking about Patton. Oh, is he dead? Explains why he's not answering my calls.

Carson? There's a black guy in my cabinet of curiosities? How'd that happen?