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In light of the recent indictments of Paul Manafort, Richard Gates, and George Papadopoulos, Sarah The Huckster Sanders announced today that Trump does not know anyone who currently works for him, anyone who worked on his campaign, or anyone he has ever met in fact, he doesnt know anyone at all.
Effective immediately, Cabinet members, advisors, and presidential appointees will now be known as coffee boys, low-level volunteers, and absolute strangers all downgrades from their previous titles of excellent guy, one of the very best people, and long-time close friend.
Those in Trumps inner circle will now be identified as Whos That?, Whats-his-name, and/or Never heard of him. Claiming to have known Trump at any point in his life will now be an offence punishable by stiff fines and imprisonment.
When asked if this edict will affect Trump family members currently working in the WH, Sanders replied that she doesnt know if Trump has any family, having not specifically discussed that topic with the pResident because he no longer knows her either.
In addition, with regard to women who have accused Trump of sexual assault, Sanders pointed out that the pResident has now instituted what he calls The Peter Principle (a term he claims to have originated), whereby he has the right to deny any such allegations three times before his cock grows.
Laffy Kat
(16,383 posts)CatMor
(6,212 posts)gave me a good laugh.
Wellstone ruled
(34,661 posts)Hey I'am the President and I'am the smartest Guy in the room,don't believe me,just ask.
underpants
(182,826 posts)Very good Nance
Akacia
(583 posts)I love it!
lindysalsagal
(20,692 posts)something?"
MLAA
(17,298 posts)Hornedfrog1985
(118 posts)When he has to deny knowing himself, and that he was a low level staffer hes gonna short circuit.
ProudProgressiveNow
(6,129 posts)Liberalagogo
(1,770 posts)How would anyone be able to tell?
sandensea
(21,638 posts)I guess they think it allows them to constantly play the victim whenever any of their shenanigans blow up in their faces - and I suppose that, with their deplorables at least, it works.
marylandblue
(12,344 posts)and I played no significant role in his campaign, so I might be indicted.
NanceGreggs
(27,815 posts)DesertFlower
(11,649 posts)C Moon
(12,213 posts)The Wizard
(12,545 posts)Ilsa
(61,695 posts)Brilliant write-up. Maybe he'll know the name of the chef? Valet?
malaise
(269,049 posts)RockaFowler
(7,429 posts)kentuck
(111,102 posts)NCTraveler
(30,481 posts)Gothmog
(145,303 posts)Corvo Bianco
(1,148 posts)lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)Awesome, Nance!
rzemanfl
(29,565 posts)Mountain Mule
(1,002 posts)pandr32
(11,588 posts)gerryatwork
(64 posts)With the ability of Mueller to both deliver a convincing set of indictments and more importantly keeping secret until the perfect time the guilty plea of Papadopoulos without even the slightest of leaks, it has everyone associated with tRUMP not trusting anyone. They can't help when they are at some kind of meeting if the person sitting next to them has also made a plea deal and is talking. Once everyone loses trust, it becomes every man (or woman) for themselves.
IronLionZion
(45,450 posts)I like the idea of imprisoning anyone who claims to know him. Sensible people tend to avoid him at all costs.
ailsagirl
(22,897 posts)BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)So good!!!
BarbD
(1,193 posts)DoctorJoJo
(1,134 posts)ailsagirl
(22,897 posts)George II
(67,782 posts)True_Blue
(3,063 posts)Takket
(21,575 posts)This might be my favorite subject line ever lol
Duppers
(28,125 posts)lordsummerisle
(4,651 posts)grantcart
(53,061 posts)SammyWinstonJack
(44,130 posts)LittleGirl
(8,287 posts)Often enough and that is just weird.
Lol, love this one Nance!