https://twitter.com/MlTTR0MNEY

[DainBramaged]

THE BEST parody ever!!


#YouPeople can't grasp what George Zimmerman has been through. A negro in a hoodie asked Ann for change once. She still wakes up screaming.

Brave of George Zimmerman to be interviewed by Sean Hannity. Next week I'll be sitting down with 'Rich Mormon Republicans Weekly'.

Happy Birthday Nelson Mandela. I still can't believe you didn't win an Oscar for The Shawshank Redemption OR Driving Miss Daisy. Crazy.

I know how to be an American. I ship jobs to China with money I inherited from my Mexican-born father and stash the profits in the Caymans.







https://twitter.com/MlTTR0MNEY

[Luminous Animal]

1. ....

Happy Ramadan. Or, as they say in your country, "Ooga booga, death to America."

[malaise]

2. Nice

K&R

[riverwalker]

3. #youpeople

#youpeople also trending on Twitter

Mitt Romney went to live in a chateau in France. #YouPeople went to fight in Vietnam


"We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union" will never vote for someone who calls us #YouPeople

I'm writing a self-help book about Mitt Romney for the Middle Class; it's called "He's Just Not That Into #YouPeople ."

[flamingdem]

4. These are witty, enjoy b4 they shut account for impersonation

Politics. RT @BlueDuPage America to Mitt : "Show us your tax returns" ; Mitt to America : "Your President is a pothead" #Mitt2012 #p2 #tcot

[Scuba]

5. The NAACP only booed me because I'm white...

... I can't believe Pres. Obama sent Biden into the lion's den in his place.

[freshwest]

7. And he didn't even have to wear a mask. The NAACP is a kind group.

Their focus I believe was on voter suppression and I guess Mittens figures the common people don't need to worry their little heads and vote.

So it never came up before his staff whisked him off to see the next cheering crowd on the campaign trail.

Or something like that.

[freshwest]

6. BWAHAHA! At that twitter feed!

[cleduc]

8. I enjoy that one and Andy Borowitz

https://twitter.com/BorowitzReport

"I guess Ann Romney will be riding home on the roof of the car today."

"It's weird that Ann Romney said "you people" and she wasn't talking to a corporation."

"BREAKING: Romney Claims Dog Ate Tax Returns and Ran Bain Capital for Three Years"

"The people who demanded to see Obama's birth certificate don't seem the slightest bit interested in seeing Romney's tax returns."

"Bachmann not backing down: "I don't know the meaning of the word surrender. Also, science, math, apple and cat.""

"Bachmann: "Obama is trying to take away our guns and replace them with gay healthcare""

"John McCain calls Obama's 1st term "the worst thing I've ever observed." I guess he didn't watch Katie Couric's interview with his VP pick."

"While Hillary is in the Middle East, I hope she asks that they return some of the democracy we exported. We're having shortages of it now."

"The only thing that could have made this week worse for Romney is if his dog magically gained the power of speech."

"Under Obamacare, to qualify for benefits you will be forced to smoke medical marijuana until you are gay." -- Republican talking point

"Mitt Romney meeting with Donald Trump is what science calls a full douchebag eclipse."