Santorum announces book deal

[Swede]

I thought it might be about finding "Santorum" using the google.


"This book was written to remind us who we are," Santorum said in a statement. "Americans today are faced with a decision. Do we want to leave our children a country that believes in the God-given rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit happiness? Or do we want to entrust the state to provide for us in exchange for our freedom?"

Santorum's book also includes a "call to action" by Santorum.

"Just as this book shares the stories of those who fought for our founding principles more than 200 years ago, Patriot Voices is fighting to protect those very same principles today," Santorum said.

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/239051-santorum-announces-book-deal

[Blue Owl]

1. A book about freedom, principles, and our founding frothers

n/t

[montanacowboy]

2. Just the book to hang by the outhouse

when you are short on toilet paper

[arbusto_baboso]

3. Who is this book aimed at?

None of his supporters can READ, fer fuck's sake.

[russspeakeasy]

5. Not true. They read the Bibul !!

[arbusto_baboso]

10. Don't they usually have someone TELL them...

what the Bible says?

[russspeakeasy]

13. They pronounce it "Bibull", and no they don't need others to tell

them. Whatever they do is "Gods Plan" ..it says so in the Bibull.

[blue neen]

4. In our pursuit of happiness, we should all ignore Rick Santorum.

He is the last thing in the world that would make any of us happy.

Those who fought for our founding principles 250 years ago would remind 'lil Ricky to leave the church and state separate.

[KansDem]

6. "One Crashed into the Cuckoo's Nest?"

[Flashmann]

7. Will this book

Require the Deluxe box of 64 crayons,to get through?

[hifiguy]

8. Jefferson, Adams, Madison and Franklin would

probably get into a fist fight to see who could kick Frothy in the ass first. TR would load his buffalo gun with rock salt and blast the seat out of li'l Ricky's trousers posthaste.

[sakabatou]

9. That deal's pretty shitty

[DainBramaged]

11. Emergency toilet paper?

[Johonny]

12. I wonder which Ghost writer is working it?

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

14. If he reads six books this summer, he'll get a free birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese

plus ptomaine poisoining....

[Zyzafyx]

15. I thought the Bible had already been written

[HopeHoops]

16. It's title will be "Frothy the Snow Job"

[matt819]

17. Without even reading the link

you just know it's Regnerus or some other RW publishing outfit, and it will be purchased in bulk, and it will be remaindered damn near instantly.

[slampoet]

18. I believe this is refered to as a Primary Win in his circle...

....but don't worry if you can't afford to buy his book. It'll be at the dollar store in 4 months.