News I want to see: Trump has taken refuge in the Nambian Embassy and is asking for asylum.

[guillaumeb]

I have this on great authority, the very best authority, from a source that I respect bigly:

The word is that Donald Trump, Hope Hicks, and his entire family, (except for Melania), have taken refuge in the Nambian Embassy and are all asking for asylum.

Witnesses further reported that the Trump family and Hicks previously visited the US Mint and were seen walking out carrying suitcases just before their limousines drove at a high rate of speed to the Nambian Embassy.

When questioned by the Press, Sarah Huckabee Sanders immediately stated that Trump was scheduled to visit the site of the Bowling Green Massacre and lay a wreath at the memorial.

[BainsBane]

1. Orange jumpsuit

Nothing else with satisfy me.

[guillaumeb]

2. Agreed, and the perp walk, or perp procession if the family is involved.

This is obviously fake news at this point, but hoping that Mueller has a surprise for Trump.

[BainsBane]

3. I thought Mueller was fake news?

Except in relation to Clinton?

[guillaumeb]

6. (Sound of me laughing.) How could I have forgotten?

And I just read, on an inside page of the very conservative Chicago Tribune, that the dossier was originally commissioned by a GOP donor. It would have been front page news if Clinton had been named.

[underpants]

4. LOL

News person: Sarah, there is no Nambian embassy

Sarah (shifting to her left hip): Of course there is. That's where the President said he was going.

[guillaumeb]

7. Laughing indeed.

Sarah is paid to lie. She does not do it very well, but in her defense, I cannot imagine anyone successfully defending Trump as sane or in control.

[underpants]

9. You realize she isn't going away

Dana Perino is a TV regular. They are the same thing just in different packaging.

Ari Fleischer does some TV but he went in to PR primarily sports related.

[Sneederbunk]

5. Why not the Ecuadoran Embassy. He could bunk with Assange.

[guillaumeb]

8. And talk about the emails?

In addition, as fellow sexual predators, they would have a common interest.

[ThoughtCriminal]

10. It's really embarrassing when you flee to wrong embassy

Russian flag has HORIZONTAL stripes idiot!