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Trump Claims DNC Hired Russian Hookers to Pee on Him
WASHINGTON - In an explosive allegation, Donald Trump claimed today that the DNC and Hillary Clinton hired the Russian prostitutes who peed on him at the Moscow Ritz. Ask those hookers, he told Sean Hannity of Fox News. Someone paid them to pee on me. If I had hired them, they never would have gotten paid.
Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)Wait - I just realized he might have actually said this. It's so hard to tell these days.
Wounded Bear
(58,721 posts)Gothmog
(145,619 posts)octoberlib
(14,971 posts)crosinski
(412 posts)Damn. How did they find out!?
IronLionZion
(45,541 posts)as we schemed him up as a way to embarrass and expose the Republicans.
Seriously, for a while during the campaign I often wondered if Hillary had secretly asked him to run just so that he would be easy to beat.
IronLionZion
(45,541 posts)because he's not as tough as he pretends to be.
SergeStorms
(19,204 posts)his hair is that color? It isn't Lady Clairol.
Paladin
(28,276 posts)Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)a single stream.
-_O_-
(21 posts)I see what you did there.
malaise
(269,188 posts)imanamerican63
(13,817 posts)the DNC would know when Trump would be in Russia as a private citizen. Oh and one other thing this proves that Trump was lying when he had never had contact with any Russians before!
SergeStorms
(19,204 posts)Especially since that's exactly what Trump would say, because NOTHING IS EVER DONNIE'S FAULT!
Damned funny!
TNNurse
(6,929 posts)But sometimes he says things that I really wish were true.
tiptonic
(765 posts)If there is one, please help us. This man, is out of his, freaking mind.
videohead5
(2,181 posts)Is Trump paid the hookers to pee on the same bed Obama slept in.
xxqqqzme
(14,887 posts)for a second.
videohead5
(2,181 posts)Here it is...
They describe videos taken of Trump in a Moscow hotel room in 2013 together with Russian prostitutes. And not just together with them but employing a number of prostitutes to perform a golden showers [urination] show in front of him," according to the memos.
And it didnt end there. The act occurred in the presidential suite of the Ritz-Carlton Hotel, where Trump was said to be aware that the president and first lady Michelle Obama had stayed on one of their official trips to Russia. The [perverted] conduct was said to be a deliberate act of defiling the bed on which the Obamas had slept.
MontanaMama
(23,337 posts)I was all excited when I clicked on this thread...
keithbvadu2
(36,937 posts)NoMoreRepugs
(9,472 posts)I could see little hands Donnie not paying.
If those pee pee tapes ever surface, I'm sure he'll find a way to blame Hillary and Obama. Borowitz maybe exploring his psychic abilities in this one.
VOX
(22,976 posts)What would it be worth to sink that lying, miserable SOB into a tankful of pee? (I just realized that I'm threatening him with a good time. Forget it!)
Fritz Walter
(4,292 posts)And the cool part is that it could be done virtually without having to collect that much urine or somehow get the shitgibbon to appear in person. Better still: an app that charges players to throw the ball at the bullseye. If I knew how to code, Id take this on. Could retire as a millionaire!
When real life fails to deliver, improvise!
VOX
(22,976 posts)Same about being code-deficient. But we got brains!
riversedge
(70,311 posts)Rhiannon12866
(206,131 posts)VOX
(22,976 posts)I have some serious doubts!
Rhiannon12866
(206,131 posts)He even has trouble with simple words - whoever programmed him did a very poor job.
Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)Rhiannon12866
(206,131 posts)And I love Borowitz! But given the fact that he keeps bringing up Hillary Clinton for no good reason at all - when he's the one being investigated - you can't really blame me...
L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)insane accusations and all the dossier distractions. No doubt, DOJ and thereby Trump too had a heads up on the indictments filed today. It has been obvious this week that the distractions intensified and Hillary was being bombarded.
Link to tweet
Link to tweet
Rhiannon12866
(206,131 posts)Borowitz wouldn't be so funny if there wasn't a grain of truth in everything he says - Trump has become so outrageous that anything seems possible. The only thing that Hillary is "guilty" of is having the terrible misfortune to run against the most offensive and abusive "candidate" in history. Oh, and he cheats. He's like a little kid, pointing at anyone else when he's caught doing something wrong.
Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)Rhiannon12866
(206,131 posts)Hillary Clinton was my senator - and in 2000 her Republican opponent was Rick Lazio. During a debate, he walked over to her side of the stage - and it was regarded so out-of-bounds and threatening that his campaign was over then and there. And if you've ever seen Rick Lazio, he does not look remotely scary. Compare that to Trump pacing and lurking right behind Hillary when they debated. That had to make anyone watching uncomfortable, it creeped me out. So how did he manage to get so many votes after that??
Rick Lazio:
onecent
(6,096 posts)too.....and Putin put it up for sale....
I AM LOVING THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)Fritz Walter
(4,292 posts)Witness:
NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)InfoWars, Freepers, etc.
dhill926
(16,364 posts)this looks like a great one haha....
L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)There's a link to his video and a picture of the Hannity interview. Great day to rub salt in his wounds.
You can sign up for his e-mail blasts.
Link to tweet
SunSeeker
(51,728 posts)lindysalsagal
(20,733 posts)Plucketeer
(12,882 posts)Urine trouble now, Donnie!
bluestarone
(17,058 posts)GOOD ONE
Mediumsizedhand
(531 posts)Blue Owl
(50,514 posts)n/t
L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)When it's trDump, a headline like that is totally plausible.
TrogL
(32,822 posts)The link doesnt go to a well known parody site.
L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)My husband is having surgery today, but I didnt want to miss this, one woman said.
By Andy Borowitz - New Yorker Satirist
I follow him on Fb too: https://www.facebook.com/andyborowitz/
Jakes Progress
(11,122 posts)than Maddow, the country will believe it.
Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)democratisphere
(17,235 posts)MLAA
(17,335 posts)Dark n Stormy Knight
(9,771 posts)Comic relief is appreciated in these dark, disturbing times.
Shoonra
(523 posts)This is obviously absurd!
Why should Hillary and the Democratic National Committee have to go all the way to Moscow and pay Russian prostitutes to urinate on Trump.
I know for a FACT that right now, right here, there is a multitude of people who are eager to urinate on Trump for free!
L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)right here on DU, non-stop day in and day out, seven days a week, a steady stream ....