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Hubert Flottz

(37,726 posts)
Thu Jul 19, 2012, 09:08 AM Jul 2012

Strange that we haven't seen or heard from Dave Vitter in a while?

Maybe he was out and about wearing nothing butt his gooey love diaper and the stork carried him off by mistake?

Or is Dave being vetted by team Willard for the VP spot.

"Vote for Dave Vitter...he knows his poop!"

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Laura PourMeADrink

(42,770 posts)
2. Saw him in Dulles and got his autograph for a repuke friend of mine. It was the creepiest
Thu Jul 19, 2012, 09:13 AM
Jul 2012

thing I have ever done. How does one get SO much gall to get caught doing what he did and keep on going in politics?

You know who else I haven't seen at all is Rudy. I am glad because given all his nuttiness he is a very good debater.

Hubert Flottz

(37,726 posts)
3. Repulsive Rudy's face on my TV is like a thousand tiny blades hacking at
Thu Jul 19, 2012, 10:13 AM
Jul 2012

my brain stem. My anti vomit reflex is maxed out when Rudy is on.

The GOP = the Chamber of whoreified horrors!

Makes me want to misspell the alphabet!

Did the autograph smell bad and were the swarming flies and dung beetles bothersome?

 

Laura PourMeADrink

(42,770 posts)
5. yes...had to put it in a double plastic bag. haha. my repuke friend
Thu Jul 19, 2012, 10:20 AM
Jul 2012

actually wasn't as thrilled as I thought he would be. even they have some level of decency

funny about Rudy...remember long ago, used to see him on Letterman all the time and he
was funny and mild mannered. then, somewhere along the way, he turned into a pit bull.

wish we could get Mario Cuomo back in the mix. he, to me is the singularly best spokesman
I have ever heard for democratic ideals. he is unbelievably eloquent.

Hubert Flottz

(37,726 posts)
7. Your repuke "friend" was probably just faking his or her displeasure?
Thu Jul 19, 2012, 10:49 AM
Jul 2012

The typical garden variety republican's level of honesty leaves everything to be desired. Mos repubs get into shitting everyone else 24/7 that they just naturally end up shitting themselves also. I guess that's why they can all relate to a lad like Dumpling Davy Vitter.

Rudy can't stand the probing into his past the way sinless Mitt or Sarah Palin can.

Rudy "gassed his own people" I've heard!

My spell check sez Vitter and Palin are not real words...I wish they were words I'd never heard of!

 

Laura PourMeADrink

(42,770 posts)
8. Actually, in my work, I am in contact with a lot of Republicans - but they are not the crazy ones
Thu Jul 19, 2012, 10:55 AM
Jul 2012

they are looking at things purely from the economic perspective. They couldn't give a shit about anything
social....in fact would prefer a business savvy prez who wouldn't try to do things like ban abortion, make war,
inject religion. They believe in being charitable too.

Hubert Flottz

(37,726 posts)
10. "They believe in being charitable too"
Thu Jul 19, 2012, 11:13 AM
Jul 2012

Not so much so, now that they've gotten all those Bush tax cuts.

Charitable like dishing out the shock and awe and torture agenda of George the terrible. "Hey, were sending you our latest warheads ASAP!" The ones I deal with always talk the talk, but they seldom walk the walk.

The food pantries in this area have gone begging since all those tax cuts for the wealthy have been delivered. The donors gave their old used magic underwear to the Goodwill before the tax cuts, now they just throw them in the trash.

BamBamBane

(41 posts)
4. Republican Family Diaper-Sex Kinkster Values
Thu Jul 19, 2012, 10:18 AM
Jul 2012

...are derived from piss poor potty training.

Or something....

The Republicans just get all squishy and shit about their highly admired kinky-sex "reformed" sinners...

What's up with that?

Hubert Flottz

(37,726 posts)
6. The Repubs all dodge the tough stuff like...
Thu Jul 19, 2012, 10:38 AM
Jul 2012

a military boot camp or potty training.

The truth is, they're all so full of shit that Diaper Dumplin' Davy has become their poster pubbie.

Did Gawd "forgiving" Dave's sinfulness indicate to you that, Heaven might be full of guys who dirty their britches and visit the cat houses regularly?

Hubert Flottz

(37,726 posts)
12. Look for the cloud of blow-flies and you'll find Dumpling Dave around.
Thu Jul 19, 2012, 11:38 AM
Jul 2012

He prolly has so many "dates" he's staying undercover most of the time.(gownbound)

Hubert Flottz

(37,726 posts)
13. It wouldn't surprise me!
Thu Jul 19, 2012, 11:43 AM
Jul 2012

Mitt needs someone on his ticket that will stir up a bigger stink than Bain or the hidden Tax returns. Vitter is a shoo-fly and the shoo in when it comes to mega stinkers.

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