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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBorowitz: Obama Begins Calling American People to Console Them About Trump Being President
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/obama-begins-calling-american-people-to-console-them-about-trump-being-presidentWASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Former President Barack Obama has started calling every person in America to offer consolation about Donald Trump being President, Obama has confirmed.
Its something I meant to do right after the Inauguration, Obama said, during a brief break from the phone calls. I feel terrible that I didnt get to it sooner.
The former President said that, although the phone calls are a small gesture, he felt that he had to do whatever he could to extend his sympathy about Trump being President.
Theres a lot of pain out there that a phone call from me can never fix, he said. Still, I want people to know that I care.
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Borowitz: Obama Begins Calling American People to Console Them About Trump Being President (Original Post)
Tommy_Carcetti
Oct 2017
OP
Like Borowitz, but Obama has titanium spine, thick skin, clear mind & light heart. . nt
Bernardo de La Paz
Oct 2017
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ffr
(22,670 posts)1. Makes me a Gold Star Citizen. And I vote.
Vinca
(50,278 posts)2. I have to admit, a call from Obama would be the best thing ever right now.
Bernardo de La Paz
(49,004 posts)3. Like Borowitz, but Obama has titanium spine, thick skin, clear mind & light heart. . nt
rainin
(3,011 posts)4. We can't all talk to him,
but I'm curious what he thinks about all of this. Does he know how this is affecting people? (I'm not saying he can personally do anything about, I just wonder if he knows what's happening to all of us.) I worry about my mental health, the stress is unreal. I've never seen anything like this. When will it end?
stpetegreg
(28 posts)7. I've got a ticket to see him in Richmond
on Thursday and I'm hoping he will provide a bit of sanity, even if it's only temporary!
rainin
(3,011 posts)8. Please tell me
if he offers any hope. I so badly need it right now.
Gothmog
(145,312 posts)5. I love good satire
L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)6. Borowitz 13 mins ago: McCain Attacks "Spurious Nationalism," Forcing Trump to Google Both Words
Yesterday: Hey Donald J. Trump you seem a little confused. You think Obama never consoled military families. Actually, the thing he never did was sexually assault women.
grantcart
(53,061 posts)9. A national treasure
raven mad
(4,940 posts)10. I'll let you know when I get mine.
There are few things more soothing than Barack Obama's voice!