Memo to Fake pResident Trump
No matter how hard you try to destroy Obama’s legacy of achievement, he will still go down in history as one of our greatest presidents – and you will still go down in history as the worst president ever.
No matter how many lies you tell about Obama, he will still be remembered as an honest man – and you will still be remembered as a pathological liar.
No matter how often you bad-mouth Obama, he will still be respected around the world – and you will continue to be seen as a global embarrassment.
No matter what accusations you make about Obama “tapping your wires” or not comforting the families of fallen soldiers, he will still be known as an empathetic president untouched by scandal – and you will still be known as a self-absorbed blowhard who was steeped in scandal after scandal every single day of your time in office.
No matter how frequently you declare Obamacare a failure, Obama will still be praised for delivering affordable healthcare to millions of Americans – and you will still be the pathetic failure who couldn’t get anything accomplished for the betterment of the country.
No matter how many times you “tweet” denigrating things about Obama, he will still be remembered for his many, many eloquent speeches – and you will still be remembered as an illiterate idiot who can’t put two coherent words together, and whose most memorable statement will always be “covfefe”.
No matter how much effort you put into belittling Obama, he will continue to be seen as better than you by every measure – and you will continue to be the butt of every late-night show monologue, every political cartoon, and every satirical website that invites the entire world to laugh at your obvious idiocy.
No matter how frequently you imply that Obama’s patriotism (and his citizenship) is questionable, he will be lauded for his dedication to his country and his fellow citizens – and you will be despised for your lack thereof, along with your obvious collusion with our nation’s enemies.
In summary, Mr. Fake pResident, you can huff and puff and try to blow Obama’s house down, but he will forever be seen as an intelligent, well-informed, well-spoken, morally upstanding gentleman, revered the world over as a shining example of honesty, decency, accomplishment, and selfless dedication to the citizens he swore to serve.
You, on the other hand, will forever be seen as an unspeakably stupid, ill-informed, bloviating lout, a self-declared “pussy-grabber” who built a business empire by cheating hard-working Americans out of their money, a divisive racist who incited his followers to violence, a pathological liar who mocked the disabled – in other words, a man whose only claim to fame will always be his complete and utter failure not only as a “pResident”, but as a decent human being.
Your fate is sealed. And the only person on the planet too fuckin’ stupid to recognize that fact is you.
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Indeed.
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