Andy Borowitz -- Just now on Facebook:

[L. Coyote]

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Hey Donald J. Trump you seem a little confused. You think Obama never consoled military families. Actually, the thing he never did was sexually assault women.

Link to tweet

[tblue37]

1. Obama also never insulted or feuded with a Gold Star family. nt

[malaise]

2. Perfect

rec

[smirkymonkey]

3. Touche!

[ginnyinWI]

4. ...and whenever anyone calls him on one of his lies--

he says that "somebody said it" or "somebody told me", or some other waffling talk. It's always someone ELSE who is to blame!

He is so transparent! Who does he think he's kidding?

[iluvtennis]

5. Indeed, he takes no ownership/responsibility for anything. Remember during GE when he said

he has never had to apologize for/to anyone in 71 years. He thinks he is perfect, the be all/end all for everything. He's so damn delusional.

[yankeepants]

6. And yet when the media uses

"Sources " it's FAKE NEWS.

[SergeStorms]

7. There IS one thing Donald Trump does that no other....

President has ever done: LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING. Trump will outright lie to everyone's face because HE has to be the subject of every conversation, every issue, every topic. It's all about Donald. It's been like this his entire life. He's always the best at everything, no matter what. If the conversation isn't about him, he loses interest immediately, and either lies to make the conversation about himself, or completely abandons the subject all together. Presidential aides learned long ago that all papers given to Trump to read MUST be peppered with his name, his picture, or information about himself. Otherwise he won't even read it. It's too boring for him, since the only subject that interests him, is himself.

Someone............please make him go away! I can't take the lies too much longer.

[ginnyinWI]

8. Well put.

It's a pathology plain and simple. He's a sick and twisted human being. Why is it that the mentally ill who are rich get away with it?

[mobeau69]

9. Damn! Good one!