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(58,706 posts)But apparently I went too far back and now it needs to be mowed again.
TheCowsCameHome
(40,168 posts)however I didn't recognize myself, so I left.
panader0
(25,816 posts)and dialed my bank statement back to when I had some money in it.
I went back to how I felt when I was forty.
Oh, and I retroactively had relations with that great blonde I knew years ago.
Still breathing hard......
nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)They are particularly painful today after a full week of Comic-Con
Summer Hathaway
(2,770 posts)I spent the rest of the day explaining to my kids that they were never born.
2on2u
(1,843 posts)wendylaroux
(2,925 posts)and then I un-ate 2 cream puffs from today.It never happened.I am now guilt free.
flvegan
(64,413 posts)2on2u
(1,843 posts)I'm a twin.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)and took my wife Maggie Q (who I also retroactively married) on a world tour of the famous restaurants.
zappaman
(20,606 posts)Can I cash out now?
AsahinaKimi
(20,776 posts)returned the entire box of cookies, I just ate. (Well, it took a week but...hey.)
Cal Carpenter
(4,959 posts)Aw, wouldn't that be nice...
thelordofhell
(4,569 posts)Igel
(35,356 posts)Had to be titled by 6/29, but I needed to get it inspected before I could retitle it.
Couldn't get it inspected until I had a temporary permit to drive it to the inspection station. I got that 7/1.
Then couldn't get it running until 7/10. Ran it a bit on 7/10 and 7/11 until it "felt" normal and took it for inspection.
Rounded up all the paperwork and took it to the county office yesterday, 7/17.
Well, it wasn't within the 20-day period. So I could either get all the sale documentation re-signed and re-notarized, or ...
I could look helpless and explain stuff to the clerk. The paperwork the nice clerk behind the counter produced for me says that the new title is dated 6/29/2012.
The one-year registration expires at the end of 6/2013. The car now shows as being normally registered for use on public roads a full two days before I got the temporary permit for it. Numerous days before the inspection happened. Quite amusing.
(But that's impossible! There's no such thing as time travel! We need an exploding head emoticon. )
white_wolf
(6,238 posts)I then sold them each for a million dollars.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)malaise
(269,157 posts)Atman
(31,464 posts)lindysalsagal
(20,730 posts)Would that it were true....
Zanzoobar
(894 posts)And despise him for no reason.
DevonRex
(22,541 posts)Douglas Carpenter
(20,226 posts)LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)and beat the living crap out of a dozen or so classmates who richly deserved it.
elleng
(131,100 posts)(Waiting for weather retroactively to improve!)
Lint Head
(15,064 posts)my high school crush to kiss me. She did.
Scuba
(53,475 posts)... Used the profits to defeat George W. Bush. 9/11 and the Iraq and Afghanistan wars never happened.
pnwmom
(108,994 posts)Easiest diet I ever had.