My Reply to Someone on a Conservatives Board...
Well Paul that's a very reasonable outlook but you must understand that We Conservatives are never intolerant, racist or homophobic. That is simply a fabrication of the Liberal Mainstream Media because they hate real Americans and the Constitution. If they didn't, they wouldn't try to deny me my right to carry my machine gun to schools and bars or force me into gay marriage with Muslims who are illegally here from Mexico. Fortunately, the Kenyan in the White House will be gone soon and we can return to a Free Market Capitalist Economy like China has. Then everyone will be free to be whoever they want to be, as long as they're a white, Christian, heterosexual who doesn't use birth control.
Oh almost forgot! If we're lucky, Mitt will pick Sarah Palin for VP becaue she's really smart and she's been so successful with abstinence training in her own home, she'll be able to get the rest of the country to teach it plus she knows how to protect us from the Soviet Union because everyone knows their really the biggest threat to our country!
Do you think they'll be able to tell I was being juuuust a little bit snarky there?