BREAKING!! NOW!! Romney releases papers

[underpants]

[Fresh_Start]

1. Omigod, he's not american

his father was born in Mexico
only children where both parents are natural americans are american

[CAG]

4. remember, born in Mexico AND ran for president in 1968

sounds like those republicans got themselves a birther problem back in the 60's

[karynnj]

48. Can we retroactively protest?

Then claim that the Romneys are discredited for trying to violate this.

[agent46]

11. Mitt Romney is a Mexican anchor baby n/t

[Chan790]

29. What's hilarious...

is that when you point that out to Republicans...they try to squirm out of under it, realize they can't and twitch. Conservative brains are not wired to reconcile conflicting moral-principles; it makes them malfunction, they'd have an easier time of 1=0.

[Motown_Johnny]

2. an obvious forgery

Edit to add.. Born on St. Patrick's Day and doesn't drink. What a waste!


Second edit, I thought the 2 was a 7, my bad.

[Angry Dragon]

7. St. Patty's is the 17th

[alcibiades_mystery]

8. Born March 12

But why did it take FIVE WHOLE DAYS to file?!?

/birther

[eggplant]

38. They filed retroactively. ;-) n/t

[SunsetDreams]

9. When did they change

St. Patrick's day to March 12th?

[JHB]

16. Wait, you mean I've started drinking on the 12th for all these years for nothing?!

Oh, the shame! I'll be down at the pub drowning my sorrows...

[SunsetDreams]

22. That's ok

I hear Retroactive drinking is the cool thing to do now

[DirkGently]

3. Where's the "long form?"

[lindysalsagal]

5. Who names an innocent baby Willard?

[HereSince1628]

15. oow! oow! I know that one...

The owner of a baby rat!!!

[SunSeeker]

31. DUzy!

[Whisp]

42. LOL!1

[demwing]

37. Willard Mitt Romney was named for a friend of his father

J Willard Marriott, the founder of the Marriott Hotel empire (who was also a Mormon)

[HereSince1628]

45. Don't forget the nightmare begins here...

[Angry Dragon]

6. That is not the long form and if you notice

it is a voided birth on the right hand side

[dixiegrrrrl]

25. Voided birth=retroactive birth control!!!!!

Just what I had been asking for!
He does not legally exist!!!

[Angry Dragon]

27. We did know he has no humanity inside of him ............

[DCBob]

10. Thats an obvious fake...

It has VOIDVOIDVOIDVOIDVOIDVOIDVOIDVOIDVOIDVOIDVOID all over it!

[Doc Holliday]

33. Actually

it's probably a photocopy. Some documents do that when copied.

Either way, it's funny as hell.

[DCBob]

43. actually

I know. Surely you realize this thread is all about making fun of the birthers.

[Doc Holliday]

44. Of course I do.

.....and don't call me Shirley.

[DCBob]

46. heheh..

[JustAnotherGen]

12. Fake!

He was definitely born on April 1st.

[Politicalboi]

13. "Some say"

Rmoney's not a legal citizen if daddy was born in Mexico. Where's Oily Taint when ya need her. I'm sure Sarah has a "some sayer" in her clan.

Saw my first Rmoney bumper sticker. I live in Bakersfield Ca. Obama did lose this part of Ca last June. Some older white dude, drives a Rover.

[silverweb]

14. OMG!

[font color="navy" face="Verdana"]He's not really American! He was actually born in the foreign country where his father was born (because somebody in Mexico said so!), but his mom smuggled him into the U.S. so he could get a retroactive U.S. birth certificate, and I'll bet she also planted birth announcements in the newspapers just because they planned for him to run for president some day!!1!

Now that you mention it, how did George Romney manage to run for president, being born in Mexico and all? Did he buy an exception?

[BumRushDaShow]

17. This is not the long form birth certificate

It's just a "Certificate of Live Birth" which is not acceptable.

[Lasher]

18. Holy shit, he's an anchor baby.

His daddy was born in that place in Mexico where all those little yappy dogs come from.

[chowder66]

19. Quick..get this to Sheriff Joe! nt

[calimary]

20. Certificate of Live Birth? WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE??!?!?!!?!?!?!

This is only a Certificate of Live Birth! I wanna see the BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!!!

[DCBob]

21. That explains it.. the Romney Mexican drug cartel

thats why he's so rich.

[Evasporque]

23. least he wasn't born out of Wedlock, Montana....nt

[kestrel91316]

24. Obviously a photoshopped fake.

[jberryhill]

26. Mother's age is wrong, btw

[Champion Jack]

28. Damn you Underpants!!

[Jamaal510]

30. How was his father able to run for president

if he wasn't even born here?

[Zen Democrat]

36. I've been asking that question for years. He could never have served as President.

I believe the claim was made at the time that a child born of American citizens in a foreign country is American. However, the Romney who first settled in Mexico was banished there by the U.S. Government because they were part of a polygamist group. So I am curious about the citizenship status of those children, although it matters not. John McCain was born in Panama and he was considered a U.S. citizen because he was born on an American naval base.

[harmonicon]

39. Because his parents were arguably US citizens.

They had moved to Mexico from Utah, before George Romney was born.

[DesertRat]

32. 36 was considered a high risk pregnancy back then

Was he the youngest?

[krispos42]

34. Date issued: January 18th, 2012

Literally 6 months ago.

[pkdu]

35. I was expecting Romney releasing these "papers"

http://www.boston.com/news/politics/2008/specials/romney/part3/

[Kablooie]

40. That's no good! It says VOID all over it!

[deaniac21]

41. Little Jackie Papers loved that rascal Puff.

[GeorgeGist]

47. Anchor baby?