I bet if enough people repeat it, Trump can be convinced that

[LuckyCharms]

he promised to build a beautiful mall on the border.

I'm looking forward to the shopping opportunities.

Tell him that he said that MAGA means...Macy's Always Gets Action.

Tell him that he promised.

YOU FUCKING PROMISED, MR. PRESIDENT!

[unblock]

1. If I were rich enough, I'd buy foxnews,

Make everyone sign super-secretive non-disclosure agreements, and subtly, gradually shift the programming.

Including, your idea! Awesome!

Sadly, I'm about 99.999% short of the funds I'd need....

[Ilsa]

2. I'm convinced that being realistic has hurt us.

We need to do exactly that: give the supporters and 45 a big shit sandwich of false information about what 45 promises. Chase it with a sack of liquid shit. Border mall. Universal healthcare paid for by the koch brothers.

[5X]

3. we need to somehow convince dotard to do such outrageous things

that people will fill the streets in protest by the millions.
I know every day is filled with outrages, but something has to be the trigger.

[TlalocW]

4. I want someone on his staff who is going to quit

To convince Trump to deliver a statement supporting President Rufus T. Firefly and his country, Freedonia, in their war against neighboring Sylvania.

Congress was once fooled into doing this I think in one of their nonbinding, I-just-want-my-name-on-something, pieces of pseudo-legislation.

TlalocW