A Miracle of Self Delusion. Please come CAPTION Bill (Socrates-in-Reverse) O'Reilly!!!

[skip fox]

Bill (writhing slowly in a stew self-loathing) O'Reilly is saying: "The only fair and honest assessment is that Obama wants as many people dependent on the federal government as possible so that they will vote for him and other lame-brained Democrats in the future. . . . Obama, therefore, is just like like a pimp down in the hood, getting we the people (his hoes!) all drugged up on free-stuff so we have to do whatever tricks he tells us to. . . . Any you know where that leads . . . to AIDs or to other, more historical, diseases, . . . or to something worse, a crazy john and a shallow grave. . . . That's it for the memo, ladies and gentlemen, and now the lead story . . ."

[Motown_Johnny]

1. "And Get Me Some More F__ing Iced Tea!"

[Scuba]

2. Is that an actual quote?

[skip fox]

3. CAPTIONing at DU is creative. But we often try to channel the person's essence.

As in the case of the O.P.

[HopeHoops]

4. "I can't read this fucking thing. There's nothing on it!"

[skip fox]

5. When has that ever been an impediment?