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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe "Mad Pooper" on the loose in Colorado Springs..
http://deadspin.com/a-jogger-dubbed-the-mad-pooper-is-terrorizing-colorad-1818521863<snip>
Theres no use trying to skirt around this, so lets cut straight to the chase: A Colorado Springs woman has been taking big craps in front of someones house for a few weeks now. Theyre calling her the Mad Pooper and she wont stop. The cops are involved. It appears to be some sort of revenge pooping. I hope you enjoy this report from local CBS outlet KKTV as much as I did.
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The goofy guy who said, Its just not a natural thing we do in our society, to drop your trousers and, uh, and relieve yourself right there when you know theres people around, really cut to the heart of the thing. We called the Colorado Springs Police Department, who confirmed that this is indeed a real case being handled by the CSPDs Falcon Division.
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As the TV report indicated, the woman has also been sighted pooping in a Walgreens and in nearby backyards. The presence of bathrooms close by and her propensity for repeat turds clearly show that she doesnt care about signs, warnings, completing the rest of her runs with mudbutt, or the stigma of a society unenamored with joggers taking drive-by shits in and around their properties. She even brings her own toilet paper. The only questions that remain are mechanical and motivational.
Is she a world-class crapper, who can shit dozens of times a day and therefore needs the variety? Is she motivated by some animal instinct to befoul as much of the city as physiologically possible? Why doesnt she pick more prominent targets? Is the Colorado Springs PD ready for retaliatory poopings? What did the Budde family do to her? Is this revenge?
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kentuck
(111,110 posts)Nothing to see here.
LuckyCharms
(17,458 posts)Throck
(2,520 posts)dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)Of her car, squatted, lifted her dress and took a poop right there on the hwy, every last one of us were rendered speechless, probably one of the most shocking moments of my life.
kentuck
(111,110 posts)Or Georgia?
dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)It was like impossible look away, surreal.
Voltaire2
(13,168 posts)She had to shit and there was no other place to do it. We all shit, most of us every day.
Initech
(100,103 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)We represent the Fertilizer Society of the USA. It will not cost you a cent to join. Upon receipt of this letter, go to the address at the top of the list and shit on their front lawn. You won't be the only one there, so don't be embarrassed.
Then make five copies of this letter, leaving the top name off and adding your name and address at the bottom. Send them to five of your best friends and urge them to do the same. You won't get any money, but within five weeks, if this chain is not broken, you will have 3,215 strangers shitting on your lawn. (Here Comes Everybody!)
Your reward next summer will be the greenest lawn on the block.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN! Everybody who has broken it has within five days suffered acute, prolonged, and inexplicable constipation which responds to no known laxative and requires, in each case, intervention of the apple corer or its surgical equivalent.
kentuck
(111,110 posts)Kaleva
(36,343 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)delicious
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)Weekend Warrior
(1,301 posts)Or maybe it isn't.
I just don't know what's going on anymore.
kentuck
(111,110 posts)Every thing is normal.
Weekend Warrior
(1,301 posts)Revenge pooper. 😁
Kaleva
(36,343 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Motownman78
(491 posts)From South Park, smearing feces on a door.
jmowreader
(50,562 posts)The Budde family wouldn't be atheists, would they?
Stuart G
(38,445 posts)Orrex got one for the infamous discussion on the... "Oxford Comma", still going on,,,,.but you get the second award of the day....for posting the great story about...."The Colorado Springs Mad Pooper"... Two stories never seen before at DU...in the course of 30 minutes....INCREDIBLE...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
................of course........a hat tip for you................