Senator Whitehouse addressing the Senator with the snowball

[Lotusflower70]

In honor of @SenWhitehouse cosponsoring #MedicareForAll,we've subbed 1 of the over 100 times hes owned Rs on the Sen floor re:climate change https://t.co/pbcCOFVDpT

[meow2u3]

1. Little-known fact: The Senator with the snowball

pulled the snowball out of the Senate fridge.

[ProudLib72]

2. WITCHCRAFT!!

Hurricanes are caused by swarms of pterodactyls living on the secret Dinosaur Island in the middle of the Atlantic. This is pterodactyl mating season, so they are unusually active, flapping around and causing a lot of wind.

[Turbineguy]

3. So finally...

the Truth comes out. Why do they keep denying it? Surely they must know that eventually it will come out!

[ProudLib72]

4. Rush told me, so it must be true!

Rush tells Alex Jones who tells Assange who tells Faux Nooze who tells tRump. That's what we call "Truth Telephone" or "Telephony" for short.

[Turbineguy]

5. That

settles it.