EXCLUSIVE: Why should I resign (Republican)

[applegrove]

https://www.google.ca/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4855008/amp/Florida-Republican-refuses-resign-criminal-record.html

By Jose Lambiet For Dailymail.com

"SNIP.....


Rupert Tarsey, 28, was elected secretary of the Republican Party of Broward County in Fort Lauderdale, Florida in May

Over the Labor Day weekend, Tarsey's real identity was discovered by a member who alerted local GOP Chairman Bob Sutton

Tarsey, who was born  Rupert Ditsworth, began using his mother's maiden name two years after he was charged with attempted murderIn 2007

he was arrested after hitting his Harvard-Westlake School classmate Elizabeth Barcay over the head with a hammer at least 40 times

.......SNIP"

[CanonRay]

1. How is hitting someone on the head

with a hammer 40 times a misdemeanor?

[toddwv]

4. Influenza

He's so rich, he didn't know better...

[jmowreader]

8. AFfluenza!

[Laffy Kat]

2. Of course he shouldn't resign!

He fits in perfectly with the GOP.

[sinkingfeeling]

3. See what having rich parents can accomplish. You can beat a young girl

over the head with a hammer and it becomes a misdemeanor. Just a matter of self defense.

[Iggo]

5. "Because you're a piece of shit." -- Iggo.

[Jim Lane]

6. Is his publicist John Barron? (n/t)

[ProudLib72]

7. Can I take you out to the pictures Jooooan?

But as she's getting ready to go, a knock comes at the door...
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I always wondered how Maxwell could get away with all his hammer murders. Now I know. He was a rethug.