Caption time!

[yortsed snacilbuper]

[democratisphere]

1. "I am so screwed."

[madokie]

2. Its a good thing orange is my favorite color

[MineralMan]

3. Dear Lord, I'd just ask you for a bucket of KFC, if that's your will.

Extra Crispy, if you don't mind, with two sides of mashed potatoes and gravy.

Amen.

[smirkymonkey]

9. *snort*

[left-of-center2012]

11. I was thinking along the same line.

[SummerSnow]

4. "If only I had bigger hands"

[chelsea0011]

5. "This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home"

[unblock]

6. "people say i can't do empathy! i do the best empathy! here, look! (pose, click) there, see!"

"boy, that was hard work, i need a vacation. did my poll numbers just go up?"

[skip fox]

7. Donald Trump is thinking:

"Dear Jesus, what a load of crap! . . . What the hell did he do, anyway. . . ., He was poor and got himself killed. . . . Loser. . . . Let's see, just a couple more seconds. . . . What should I think about? . . . How about all my favorite golf courses? . . . No, that would take too long. . . . Maybe I'll do some this time then some the next and some the next and so on and so on. . . . Yeah, that's it. . . . They'll think I'm the most religious president of all time! . . . Maybe I can be Pope next.""

[Johonny]

8. Dear Tiny Baby Jesus, Why on Earth did I run for this job. The hours stink and

I can't catch a break. I'm building walls, deporting children, trying to eliminate grandma's health insurance, trying to raise poor people's taxes, and talking about cake with foreign leaders...it's like you can't please anyone. Lord if you want me to resign please give me a sign. You know locus invasion, a well done steak, a flood...anything. Grabbing them by the pussy your humble servant, President Trump, but some people call me Donald. P.S. It was really good cake.

[smirkymonkey]

10. "Where am I? Who are these people? And why are my hands so tiny?"

[left-of-center2012]

12. "Why God?"

"Why did you make Ivanka my daughter?"

[yortsed snacilbuper]

13. Dear jeebus, I order you to striketh Mueller with lightning,

also send pooty poot my love.