8 bat-shit examples for Russia's Fuhrer-cult about Putin.
The article is from 2011.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-hilariously-insane-examples-vladimir-putin-propaganda/
8. A publicity-stunt where 1000 women allowed a comedian to grab their tits because something-something Putin.
("Donald Trump shook my hand. I would like to pass the positive energies on to your tits." - Although, Trump has a famous relationship with another female body-part.)
7. A comic about Super-Putin fighting evil.
In one scene he summons the spirit of wisdom (in a state Godzilla-breeding farm run by a mystic kung fu master) by pouring a bottle of Stolichniya into a mystic cauldron to summon Darth Vader, who uses the flaming heart of democracy to turn the Russian Bear Spirit into Dmitri Medvedev. There was not a single metaphor in that sentence.
6. Several brands of Putin Vodka.
5. A music-video where two women dump their boyfriends because "He Must Be Like Putin"
4. A video-game where Putin walks around and punches masked terrorists.
3. A publicity-stunt where half-naked women washed cars and called themselves the "Putin Army".
2. Putin was spontaneously called from the audience of an MMA-championship to hand out the trophy.
1. There is literally a religious cult (of old ladies) who worships Putin as a saint.
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Oh boy, those Americans are so emotional and irrational. Why can't they be more civilized and measured like Russia? 
