So I think I have to get rid of all the appliances in my house

[ck4829]

I mean, my microwave can spy on me for Obama and my clock is being a politically correct cultural Marxist agent of leftist ideology because it doesn't show when it's "equal time for Nazis."

So do I need to simply throw them out or should I report them to the Trump administration for defying his decree for "unity and healing"?

[leftofcool]

1. Nah, just send him an itemized bill for new appliances

[NanceGreggs]

2. Surely you mean "heeling".

What are yu, sum kind of illiterate?

[In_The_Wind]

3. ...

[Control-Z]

4. Just remember, DAN lingers long after

the evidence has been wiped away.

Use BLEACH, man.

[raven mad]

5. LOL! Just stumbled on an old song that works for this post!