Trump Mobilizes ICE - Sends to Texas to Deport Aliens

[MineralMan]

Donald J. Trump, PINOOTUS, has mobilized the entire manpower of ICE and is sending them all to Texas. In an exclusive interview with our satirical news team, Trump said, "What better time to catch criminal illegals than when they're trying to escape flood waters. We will probably deport at least 1 million illegals who came here from Mexico and who knows where else in this operation. Harvey is a good thing for America and even Texas. It will free up American jobs for Americans."

When asked how ICE will identify illegals in this disaster, he responded: "We'll sort that out later. But, if they have, you know, an accent, they're outa here. If some can prove their citizenship later, we'll consider letting them return after extreme vetting."

[BigMin28]

1. Did the human pustules really say this?

nt

[MineralMan]

2. What do you think? Read this from the OP:

"In an exclusive interview with our satirical news team, "

[Wounded Bear]

3. MM posts a lot of these, and eschews the use of the "sarcasm" emoti...

[MineralMan]

5. I prefer the :evilgrin: emoticon,

along with words like "satirical" in the content, viz:

"In an exclusive interview with our satirical news team,"

[Sugar Smack]

4. Well written. It sounds exactly like something he'd do.

[MineralMan]

6. Thanks! It does, doesn't it?

[mercuryblues]

7. trump should

have great results with this. Who thinks to run and grab their birth certificate, license, passport, any ID for that matter, when trying to escape flood waters? He has put Arpaio in charge of the mass deportation.