The reason that GOP politicians' funerals are so inexpensive?

[Atticus]

They just give them an enema and bury them in a matchbox.

[Cirque du So-What]

1. In addition, gall bladder surgery is dangerous for them

If their 'gall' is removed, there's nothing left.

[meow2u3]

2. You owe me a keyboard

[SWBTATTReg]

3. good one!!

I heard that it was because they were so full of hot air, that they eventually evaporated away, and didn't need an expensive casket, etc.

[MindPilot]

4. My dad used to say. ..

"He's so crooked you can just screw him into the ground."

[longship]

5. That's a Christopher Hitchens quote.

When fatso Jerry Falwell collapsed and died in his office, Hitchens went on major news sites (CNN, etc) saying if Falwell had an enema he could have been buried in a matchbox.

Here:

And here's Hitchens on Fox with Hannity and the money quote: