"Why, God, won't people listen to me?" . . . Please come CAPTION Alex Jones!!!

[skip fox]

Alex ("They want to f*ck us then kill us and eat us" ) Jones is saying: "Fake news is reporting that his aides say President Trump is 'too stupid to know Infowars is garbage' . . . That's exactly like they put it: . . . 'too stupid.' . . . The truth is that President Trump is too smart to trust Fake News! . . . He knows our information is accurate because he has tipped us off about some breaking developments himself. . . . Like the time Michelle Obama's alien father visited from the Zohar system to astro-magnetically erase any humanity left in Hillary Clinton. . . . And it obviously worked! . . . . Garbage, my big toe!"

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I didn't want to do a CAPTION of his typical drivel about his beliefs because they are so wretched as this clip linked in Media Matters indicates:

https://www.mediamatters.org/video/2017/08/25/alex-jones-suggests-michelle-obama-has-penis-and-may-have-murdered-joan-rivers/217771

Instead I went to the story linked in DU about a former aide's observaton:

https://upload.democraticunderground.com/10141852644

[Historic NY]

1. Because your a f--king nut!

[underpants]

2. I had a caption but I ate chili and forgot it

[Bob Loblaw]

3. That's odd

My caption was the result of eating chili.

[Joe Fields]

4. "I'm trying to hold this fart in, long enough to get this racist message out"

[SonofDonald]

5. There's nothing wrong with my eye!

My left eye, it's just a twitch, a twitch I tell you!, it has nothing to do with my vitamin supplements!, nothing!, it's all a liberal conspiracy!.