He's going to camp David because he can't make money off the broke Secret Service at his properties

[elehhhhna]

Obviously.

[Vinca]

1. Ah ha! That explains it. I knew there must be a reason Don would risk a squirrel encounter.

He'd better get on the horn to Ryan and have him produce millions of dollars more from the giant piggy bank. There are golf carts to rent!

[BigmanPigman]

2. What a cheap bastard. He won't pay for SS out of his own pocket

so he can stay at his favorite golf course. I guess he he will have to slum it for awhile.

[elehhhhna]

3. He could probably write it off but he doesn't pay taxes anyway so that's out

[PearliePoo2]

4. I was curious why he would go to Camp David. The place he said...

was nice...for about 30 minutes. God, what an asshole.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

5. Great, he bankrupted the Secret Service

Typical.

[DeminPennswoods]

6. Don't forget his globe-trotting kids

are the real culprits in running up the tab.

[elehhhhna]

17. .. and of course his runaway bride

Somehow I don't begrudge her staying in New York

[chelsea0011]

7. He would never be there if not for "his people" forcing him there because of that pesky

hurricane that ruined a perfectly good golf weekend. He could care less about Secret Service and their needs.

[LiberalBrooke]

15. Kelly said the optics would be terrible

if he spent the weekend at a golf club while Texas is getting hammered with a hurricane. I am a little surprised he listened.

[DrDan]

8. he knows this is not the weekend to go to a golf course

[mnhtnbb]

10. He doesn't know it; it probably took Kelly to tell him.

[DrDan]

11. If Kelly told him, he knows it

[BumRushDaShow]

12. I think we all remember this

[DrDan]

13. exactly

[Achilleaze]

9. Bingo!

Comrade Casino, the republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief, has sucked up every last cent of our hard-earned tax dollars to pamper himself with deluxe, golden, gourmet toilets and golfing goof-offs.

So now he's desperately seeking another republican-style grifter strategery to enrich the rich (himself) while robbing taxpayers, and pissing all over the truth and hard-working, honest Americans.

Deplorable.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

14. It's convenient to one of his golf courses.

There's one in Loudoun County, Virginia. He can force paddlers and recreational boaters off the Potomac River adjacent to the property.

[smirkymonkey]

16. Watch out for the squirrels!

They can be nasty little critters.