Trump looked at an eclipse without sunglasees - can we get him to fly to the Gulf tonight?

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[thegoose]

1. You win the internets!

[Eliot Rosewater]

2. Now that is NOT funny

think of all the windmills and lighthouses he could ruin.

[Blue_true]

3. If he can fly AF1 alone, yes.

Otherwise, why waste good pilots?

[OneBlueDotBama]

4. Just tell him Obama did it

Also tell him it's a tradition going back to Washington that the president stand on the beach to welcome the first named storm to make landfall, there is no eyewall, it's eyeball donny, yes Harvey has an eyeball and wants to see you. Yourr super Aryan blood will protect you....

[dflprincess]

5. I bet if someone tells him Obama would never

Have faced a hurricane he would head there tonight.

[nocoincidences]

6. Based on the eclipse-looking episode,

you have to tell him he absolutely should not under any circumstances go to Texas.

Then he will.

[FSogol]

7. Would he wave his little hands and turn back the storm?

[NotASurfer]

8. Is it too late to encourage local militias to form a defensive line at the coast?

I'm positive the "stand your ground" laws apply. And they could shoot Harvey dead to stop the home state invasion. Because, you know, guns. I'm sure the NRA will back me up on this.

[LeftInTX]

9. No!!!! Stupid people surf during hurricanes!!!

That is what he should be doing: surfing

[LetMyPeopleVote]

10. President Biden-But don't be silly, folks - play it safe and wear protective eyewear.

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