Noted Evangelistic Christian Explains Why Texas Was Selected

[MineralMan]

In a sermon preached in New Mexico, a well-known evangelist spoke to this reporter anonymously yesterday. "I'll bet you'd like to know why that Hurricane Harvey is hitting Texas," he said. "Titty bars. The Lord Detests Titty Bars. That's why."

[HAB911]

1. LOL, that does not bode well for Florida

[MineralMan]

2. He didn't say anything about Florida.

But, it's going to sink, anyhow, so maybe weather isn't needed there. Still, it's full of those dens of iniquity, I understand. Maybe that's the next target. The Lord works in mysterious ways, His wonders to perform.

[dalton99a]

3. And put some clothes on them Cowgirls

[Achilleaze]

4. What kind of so-called "christian" minister uses that language?

I'll tell you what kind: the republican kind.

Off to siberia with this woeful weirdo republican so-called "christian" wanker wuss.

[MineralMan]

6. The anonymous kind.

Or the Republican kind. Either way.

[TexasTowelie]

5. It's God's punishment because they didn't pass the bathroom bill during the special session.

I wonder who Greg Abbott blames for the tree that hit him and put him in a wheelchair?

[peabody]

7. I was wondering when

a religious nut job would start casting blame as to why this hurricane would occur.

[Laffy Kat]

8. Using that logic, hurricanes should be hitting Kansas every damn week. nt

[MineralMan]

9. They don't call Kansas Tornado Alley for nothing.

Different places, different remedies.

It's funny, though, that states in the Bible Belt seem to have a surplus of strip joints, isn't it?

[dhill926]

10. He's wrong...

I've seen god at a titty bar...

[TheBlackAdder]

11. And here I thought it was due to charlatan pastors pushing seed money while speaking in tongues.

[Whiskeytide]

12. So he's an expert on Texas titty bars, huh? Must have been ...

... doing some opposition research, I guess. Is he the guy in the corner wearing a raincoat who keeps mumbling "Lordy, Lordy, have mercy on my soul"!

[MyNameGoesHere]

13. My lord

wonders why people working at titty bars can't get great Healthcare. My lord, and me don't really have an opinion on what goes on inside a titty bar other than those who choose or forced to work there get treated with a little fucking respect.

[malaise]

14. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Expect them to crawl out

[NotASurfer]

15. Another theory

Tallywackers, the Dallas restaurant billed as a male version of Hooters that created worldwide buzz, has closed.

https://www.guidelive.com/food-and-drink/2016/08/10/tallywackers-dallas-male-hooters-closed

Coincidence, or divine punishment on Texas for closing a place described as "gay Hooters"? I really think some of these evangelicals tend to get things backwards. No hurricanes while it was open!