I'm Pretty Sure I Have The Winning Powerball Ticket...

[JimGinPA]

I only buy one at a time, but this one "feels" lucky. Anyway even when I win I'll still be around here.

[JHB]

1. I have some choice East River properties with a scenic span between them...

...which you might be interested in. And if you act now, I'll toss in these magic beans!

[Kaleva]

2. If I win, I'll still come around here too.

[struggle4progress]

3. I'm pretty sure I lost the winning ticket: if you have it, please return it to me

[Yonnie3]

4. How did you get it out of my wallet? n/t

[MLAA]

5. Looking forward to sharing it with you, as I too have a winner!

[Takket]

6. can i have $1 million?

[world wide wally]

7. Oh good!

Can I borrow $600,000?
Pretty please?

[TeamPooka]

8. If I win no one will ever hear from me again.

[JimGinPA]

11. Why?

Because you'll have a heart attack?

[TEB]

9. GOOD LUCK I bought mine this afternoon at sheetz

Behind a woman who was trying to buy a soda and cookies and her card kept being declined. So she was like all nervous because it worked earlier, so I just said add it to my stuff milk and power ball. Walking out she approached me and tried to give me the 3$ and change I said don't worry about it.

[More_Cowbell]

12. Good karma for you!

And a nice thing to do.

[TEB]

21. Bummer we did not win but happy for person who did

[Binkie The Clown]

10. That much money would such a burden.

Send it all to me and you'll sleep easier.

[L. Coyote]

17. One would have to work hard at unburdening oneself for quite a while.

I bought a ticket, of course, to get rid of some evil money.

[Binkie The Clown]

18. If I won a hundre million I'd set up a fund to impeach Trump. n/t

[More_Cowbell]

13. I have a 50-50 chance, right? I win or I don't?

Math was never my strong suit!

[Buns_of_Fire]

14. Sorry. It's my turn. But I promise to send you a check for $1.09.

[Best_man23]

15. I just want a Gong Show check

I'll take $327.49 please.

[ornotna]

16. I am available for adoption.

You know, just in case you're looking.

[Doug the Dem]

19. Say, did I mentioned we're related?

46th cousins, on your mother's side.

[JimGinPA]

20. Well...

I matched one number! Sorry to all my new family members & such.