Jesus or 2 Scoops? WTF?!

[3catwoman3]

I was listening to an NPR segment this afternoon while running errands, and heard a woman waiting for the Trump rally who said the following - "He gave up his beautiful life because he loves us so much."

This delusional woman was actually talking about the Liar in Chief, but you would have thought she was talking about Jesus. I don't even know what to think. These folks are flat out fucking CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am sure my mouth dropped open. I know my eyes popped. I'm surprised they didn't splatter on the inside of the windshield.

[ginnyinWI]

1. W.C.Fields: "there's a sucker born every minute." n/t

[longship]

3. W.C. Fields: "I'll sober in the morning, but you'll be crazy for the rest of your life."

From It's a Gift, another appropriate Field's quip.




And BTW, who put grapefruit juice in my grapefruit juice?

[madashelltoo]

2. They are all Toons!

From Looney Toon Town!

[C_U_L8R]

4. 'She reminds me of Paul Revere's ride...

... a little light in the belfry." --- Foghorn Leghorn