Oh, what's in his heart? PLease come CAPTION Mitt (if the silver spoon fits) Romney!!!!

[skip fox]

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Mitt (pissy-fit) Romney is saying: "Okay, then, I'll tell ya what's in my heart! . . . First you come to the entrance where you may either use the antique brass door-knocker, pre-Civil War, or the photoelectric button which sets off both interior and exterior bells playing a uplifting phrase from Pachelbel's Canon. . . . Then after admission and a scripted series of polite regards, my man will see you (assuming you have an appointment, of course) to the study where I . . . ."

[chknltl]

1. Hey Mitt:

[lonestarnot]

6. ROFLMAO

Where was that?

[chknltl]

9. Couldn't say, stole it from fellow DUer:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/12557697

Match made in heaven for this thread, imho.

[indivisibleman]

2. I am the Romney-2012

I like cars.
I like sports.
I'm a likeable guy.
It's my turn now.
I will save America.
I like education.
I will give you shopping vouchers for schools.
I will get rid of Obamacare and Planned Parenthood.
Planned Parenthood is an unnecessary organization so I have no plans to replace it.
I will replace Obamacare.
I will give you shopping vouchers for insurance.
I know you like stuff from the government so I will give you vouchers.
I will set things up so you can buy out of state insurance.
Then you can talk on the phone with someone like me when your insurance doesn't cover your condition.
I am the Romney-2012.

[skip fox]

3. "Some people say I make oatmeal look like a dynamic personality, but I'm told that

that's a bit of an exaggeration."

[Motown_Johnny]

4. "In 2002 I swore under oath that I was still attending board member meetings for Bain,

and yes I was paid over $100,000.00 dollars a year for several years after 1999 by Bain for being an Executive, but that doesn't mean that I had anything to do with the company."












O.K. I admit it, That is my attempt at a future quote. He hasn't actually said it yet but I think it is just a matter of time.

[skip fox]

5. At DU CAPTIONing is commonly a creative act, but

we often try to channel the person's essence. That's how I see your intelligent CAPTIOn.

[skip fox]

7. "Now don't pretend it's not common to make $100,000 a year without doing anything!

All the squawking is just the left-wing media feigning out-rage!"

[coalition_unwilling]

8. Automatic DUZY for the thread, imo - n/t

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

10. "And I promise that when I sign my name as President it will also mean nothing"

[skip fox]

11. "I'll have them know

that I do have a personality . . . and it has a registered pedigree!"