Millions Willing to Work for Mueller for Free If That Would Speed Things Up (Satire)
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Millions of Americans would gladly work for Robert Mueller for free if that would help speed things up, a new poll finds.
According to the survey, a substantial number of Americans would leave their jobs, their homes, and even their families to join the special counsels team if doing so would help bring this nightmare to a swifter conclusion.
A spokesperson for the special counsel confirmed that his office has been receiving thousands of résumés a day from Americans begging to do anything to help Mueller move things along.
We saw a big surge in interest after the bust on Paul Manaforts house, the spokesperson said. A lot of folks were devastated that they didnt get to play a part in that.