Fox News' Crackpot Tips To Spice Up Your Love Life

[pokerfan]

This article on Fox News' "M" has to contain the 10 worst tips for spicing up a romance ever. Don't believe us? Here's a sample:

5. If your guy is shy but has a good sense of humor, take a picture of the toilet in your bathroom, then plug your digital camera into a computer or TV and load the picture onto your screen. When he comes out of the bathroom, start laughing and pointing. He will see the picture and think you saw him in there!

http://www.newshounds.us/fox_news_crackpot_tips_to_spice_up_your_love_life_07132012

[immoderate]

1. That's pretty funny.

But funny doesn't lead to a better love life.

--imm

[NashvilleLefty]

2. "How to piss off your Lover"

because you know that the only way for him to prove his love is when he beats the shit out of you.

Reminds me of that movie about Japan occupation - "oh, you have back eye! You are so lucky to have man who love you so much!"

I have known too many abused women who actually bought into this bullshit - "Oh, baby, I only beat you because I love you so much it makes me crazy!"

BULL. SHIT.

You beat her because of your own insecurities. Because you're an asshole. Don't try to justify it, you're an asshole with control issues.

Let me make it a little more clear for you:

Don't try to justify it, you're an asshole with control issues.