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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTrump Imagines Life as a Soldier
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/trump-imagines-life-as-a-soldierBeing a soldier is tremendous. Im one of Americas greatest soldiers, if you want to know the truth. Im a soldier in the Army. Or maybe its the Navy. Whichever one McCain wasnt in. Did you know he got captured? A real lightweight.
Im glad Im not serving with any trans people, otherwise I would forget how to do soldier stuff. Like fighting! Fighting is the main thing I do as a soldier, O.K.? I carry a machine gun for fighting, and its the best machine gun. But I would forget how to shoot it if I were near a trans person.
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Trump Imagines Life as a Soldier (Original Post)
INdemo
Aug 2017
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syringis
(5,101 posts)1. Those who are...
...close to him, seems to be worried.
I Hope the weapon is not loaded...
As the unique and genuine Trump's skill, is to never avoid a disastrous move, I hope the weapon is not loaded...
Otherwise, the soldiers will be fewer.
Ms. Toad
(34,087 posts)2. Way too coherent to be trump.
There's actual sentences there, with complete thoughts and everything.
Grammy23
(5,813 posts)4. I'll say. Actually a bit too understandable.
Needs more word salad with a splash of Russian dressing.
uriel1972
(4,261 posts)3. "Trump speaks to us like no one else does"...
I hear supporters say. Truly they are correct.