A liberal, a moderate and a conservative walk into a bar...

[KurtNYC]

and the bartender says: "Hi Mr Romney! What can I get you?"

[TheWraith]

1. *Snort* Okay, that one's going on Facebook. nt

[RZM]

2. Lil' Ricky used that joke in radio ads during the primaries

A good example of how mudslinging during the primaries is the gift that keeps on giving.

[denverbill]

3. Recced, but the bartender sounds like a foreigner.

[KurtNYC]

5. well Romney doesn't employ Americans

(Tarzan fix. Tarzan leave word out.)

[KurtNYC]

4. Romney: "I'll have a lemon wet good please"

[progressoid]

6. Funny and sad.

Sad that he can be considered a liberal.

[RC]

7. Whatever makes him money

[Motown_Johnny]

8. ,

[KurtNYC]

9. the way he tells it is also unintentionally funny