So Grover Norquist walks into a bar.

[11 Bravo]

Espying an attractive woman seated alone at the rail, Grover approaches her, and summoning up all the savoir-faire at his command squawks, "Hey, baby, what do you say to a little fuck?" The woman turns slowly, looks him up and down, and with a sweet smile replies, "Hello, Little Fuck".

[brewens]

1. Hard to belive Grover being that smooth. A playground might be a better setting. n/t

[BarbaRosa]

2. Sounds like a WKRP bit. . .

Herb: [Showing Les how to ask Jennifer for a date] This is how you do it: What do you say, beautiful, you and me getting it together tonight. You only go around once in life, so why not grab a little gusto?

Jennifer: I don't like little gustos, Herb."

[33Greeper]

3. Change....

...to Karl Rove and Dominatrix Bar...LOL!

[Blue Owl]

4. I bet Grover's into bathtub snuff porn

Probably where that sick fuck got his idea about drowning democracy...

[COLGATE4]

5. That's an apocryphal story they used to

tell about Mickey Rooney. (Sounds like it could be true). But it fits Norquist to a tee.

[Rosco T.]

8. .. and Harlan Ellision n/m

[panader0]

6. I was at a local bar years ago

and a guy said to the attractive gal tending bar--" I sure would like to get in your pants."
Without missing a beat she replied, "No thanks, one asshole in here is enough."

[lunatica]

7. LOL!

Good one!