If you could send Donald Trump on vacation

[True Dough]

What would be the top destination you'd choose for him?

[Turbineguy]

1. A place surrounded

by Syria.

[grantcart]

2. Mars

[DBoon]

14. with no possibility of return

tell him there is no competition, so he will finally succeed at running a casino

[Beringia]

3. A golf course he can never leave n/t

[Xolodno]

4. A nice tropical island...specificaly...

Queimada Grande

[Warpy]

9. Good one

I was thinking Hashima Island. Covered by crumbling high rise concrete tenements and home to a defunct coal mine, it's a place he'd feel completely at home, all the squalor of the worst of NYC and the love of his presidency, coal.

[Snackshack]

5. Two weeks...

All expenses paid trip to the Event Horizon with a tour of the Singularity...

[DBoon]

15. You mean the black hole at the center of the galaxy?

NT

[JHB]

32. Two weeks in which frame of reference? Ours or his?

I recommend "his".

[struggle4progress]

6. I really don't know of any alligator-infested re-education camps

[roamer65]

7. Out into deep space.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. Leavenworth.

[True Dough]

10. So many excellent suggestions

Donny Trump, come on down! You're the next contestant on the DU version of the Price is Right. You're gonna regret it, big league!

[marylandblue]

11. Siberia

[rusty quoin]

12. I would rather exile him.

[DBoon]

16. Saint Helena?

Where a much smarter and more decent Napoleon Bonaparte rests?

[3catwoman3]

13. Chernobyl.

eom

[leftofcool]

26. That gets my vote.

[teezy]

52. Or Fukushima.

[3catwoman3]

57. The Japanese are our friends.

Iwould not want to inflict Trump on them.

[teezy]

58. Ok, good point.

But he shouldn't be imposed on the poor Ukrainians either. North Korea, on the other hand...

[3catwoman3]

60. I had forgotten exactly where Chernobyl is, and...

...was mistakenly just thinking Russia.

So, how about Siberia?

[teezy]

62. Pike fishing and dacha cuddling with Vlad! n/t

[onecaliberal]

17. The most cold desolate place in Antarctica.

[Doreen]

18. Alone in Antartica on an iceberg in the deepest water quickly melting from global warming.

[RestoreAmerica2020]

49. Mariana Trench, scuba diving!

[Doreen]

50. But he gets no gear. He will have to save himself just like

those of us he is going to make save ourselves on his healthcare.

[GallopingGhost]

19. Baja, Mexico, so he could compare

genitalia with his namesake moth.

Then the humidity could reduce him to a puddle of orange goo.

[dalton99a]

20. A very beautiful place:

[BainsBane]

21. The federal pen

and make it a permanent vacation there.

[raven mad]

22. Attu.

Without matches, shelter, or provisions, but I'd give him a fishing pole, line, and a hook.

[Doug the Dem]

23. Venus

No spacesuit required.

[leftyladyfrommo]

24. Hell

[lpbk2713]

25. A North Korean work camp.

It would be a one on one with the rats. Either he eats them or they eat him.

[NurseJackie]

27. To the moon, Alice.

[Freedomofspeech]

28. The middle of an erupting volcano.

[greatauntoftriplets]

29. Saint Helena.

[Generic Brad]

30. Camping in Antarctica....

...perhaps coupled with a special presidential episode of "Naked and Afraid"?

[Gabi Hayes]

63. My favorite so far, specially the NAF ref!

[RKP5637]

31. First President to visit Mars! n/t

[meow2u3]

33. I'd send him on a one-way trip to Mars

Let him replace Curiosity as our new Mars rover.

[krispos42]

34. The Holodeck in Star Trek: The Next Generation

Then we only TELL him that he's left the Holodeck...

[mountain grammy]

35. All of the above!

Great thread!

[smirkymonkey]

36. Pripyat, Ukraine

[SouthernIrish]

37. Gitmo

[lame54]

38. Send him and Gary Johnson to...

Aleppo

[Flaleftist]

39. The worst nursing home in the country for the rest of his life.

[crazycatlady]

40. Riker's Island

[True Dough]

41. Seriously

the president should make all of you honorary White House travel agents. So many TERRIFIC suggestions! THE BEST suggestions!

[Danmel]

42. Angola

Not the country, the swamp prison in Louisiana.

[Shandris]

43. Have you ever seen Twilight Zone's "The Obsolete Man"? There. )

Barring that, I'd treat him like the unique, special, important creation he is and toss him into Mount Doom.

[trueblue2007]

44. to the MOON. 1 way trip.

RICHARD BRANSON has been building a [ secret ] HUGE enclosure up on the moon. It is luxurious by all standards. it is huggggggggggge.
A BIG spaceship has also been built that will hold over 200 people ..... RICH, EVIL GOP'S have been secured and will travel to the moon.

The big, rich building will hold them all till the ends of their life and there will be NO WAY they can ever go back to earth.

ALL THE TRUMP FAMILY and other EVIL gopigs will be secured on the ship ....... never to return.

HAPPY VACATION PIGS.

[DFW]

45. Alpha Centauri

Better get started. He might not make it back in time for the end of the summer recess.

[logosoco]

46. The Bermuda Triangle!nt

[True Dough]

47. Preferably nothing more than a triangle

An octagon or a hexagon would certainly be beyond Drumpf's comprehension.

He's very one-dimensional himself!

[MiddleClass]

48. Spiritual warrior retreat, Arizona

[CatMor]

51. Guantanamo

[syringis]

53. In another galaxy

However, this is very unfair to aliens and will definitly compromise the relations we might have with them someday.

[teezy]

54. To our lovely Canadian Arctic

so he can see the results of climate change on starving polar bears. I'm sure they'd be thrilled to meet him too.

[Zambero]

55. Siberia

Pal Putin can drop by to visit him every now and then.

[True Dough]

56. Did you see this?

Trump's buddy on vacation...

[bluecollar2]

59. lurigancho prison

[Chipper Chat]

61. Where he can see Russia from Russia.

courtesy of Sarah Palin.

[burrowowl]

64. The 9 th ring of hell