Romney Campaign Songs: Join In!

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[font size="4"]1. JOB DESTROYER[/font]






Lyrics above sung to the Kinks' "Destroyer":

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[font size="4"]2. ROMNEY, CAN YOU HEAR US?[/font]






Lyrics above sung to the Who's "Tommy, Can You Hear Me?":

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1. "You're So Bain" Carly Simon

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3. Sounds like Mitt ...

Well I hear you went up to Saratoga and your horse naturally won
Then you flew your lear jet up to Nova Scotia


Maybe it was Ann's horse that won.

[Bozita]

4. DUzy, for sure!

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6. To make that parody complete ...

It should say backup vocals by Mitt Jagger.

[Zorra]

2. rMoney, by Pink Floyd

rMoney, get away
Get a good job with more pay and your O.K.

rMoney it's a gas
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think I'll buy me a football team

rMoney get back
I'm all right Jack keep your hands off my stack.

rMoney it's a hit
Don't give me that do goody good bullshit
I'm in the hi-fidelity first class traveling set
And I think I need a Lear jet

rMoney it's a crime
Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie

rMoney so they say
Is the root of all evil today
But if you ask for a rise it's no surprise that they're
giving none away

[JoePhilly]

5. Actually, just replace the word Money with Romney, and the song still works.

Would be a perfect sound track to an Ad.

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8. What about "Another Brick In the Wall"?

The GOP:

"We don't need no education
We don't need no Social Security"

[Arugula Latte]

7. Spoon -- The Underdog

Picture yourself in the living room
Your pipe and slippers set out for you
I know you think that it ain't too far
But I, I hear the call of a lifetime ring
Felt the need to get up for it
Oh, you cut out the middleman
Get free from the middleman

You got no time for the messenger
Got no regard for the thing that you don't understand
You got no fear of the underdog
That's why you will not survive

I want to forget how conviction fits
But can I get out from under it?
Can I get it out of me? Oh, oh, oh
It can't all be wedding cake
It can't all be boiled away
I try but I can't let go of it
Can't let go of it

Uh-huh 'cause you don't talk to the water boy
And there's so much you could learn but you don't want to know
You will not back up an inch ever
That's why you will not survive

The thing that I tell you now
It may not go over well
And it may not be photo-op
In the way that I spell it out

But you won't hear from the messenger
Don't wanna know 'bout something that you don't understand
You got no fear of the underdog
That's why you will not survive, right!

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9. Survival of the Mittest

[turtlerescue1]

10. Well titles anyway(while in the kitchen cooking):

Bad Moon Rising
Can't Always Get What You want
Turn Turn Turn
Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes
My Back Pages
The Fool on The Hill
What a Fool Believes
The Times They are A-Changin'
You're No Good
Tax Man
Fortunate Son
Society's Child
Both Sides Now
Ain't No Sunshine
I am I said
Time Won't Let Me
These Boots Are Made For Walkin'
Hanky Panky
96 Tears
You Keep Me Hangin On
19th Nervous Breakdown
Thanks for The Memories
Crooked Little Man

[snooper2]

11. This is actually their theme song right now

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13. Party like it's 1999 or ...

... "depart" like it's 1999.

Though we now know he stayed on until 2003!

[jillan]

12. Lyin' Eyes - The Eagles

Vulture Capitalists seem to find out earlier
How to steal money with just a smile
To be a filthy rich man is all they desire
They'll buy out a company and do it with style

Late at night, their big old house #6 gets lonely
I guess every form of refuge has its price
So instead they just sit there, planning on their very next heist.

You can't hide your lyin' eyes
And your smile is a thin disguise
You thought by now no one would care
And the thought of your tax returns only fill you with fear.


On the other side of town voters are waiting
For you to admit how many jobs you really did steal
President Obama's surrogates keep on telling
That your story about Bain just ain't real.

You can't hide your lyin eyes
And your smile is a thin disguise
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes
There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes
Romney, you can't hide your lyin' eyes

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14. that was before Joe "the liar" Walsh joined the band ...

[magnifisense]

15. I'm sill waiting for the actual Job Destroyer video.

Though the one with Romney's face on the Tommy movie poster, I'm not so sure if that's satire or sacrilege!

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16. If I ever see it on youtube I'll be sure to post it

nt

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17. My suggestion is find any song with Rain in it and you can probably create a parody.

1. Rain by The Beatles
2. Love Reign O'er Me by The Who
3. Let It Rain by Eric Clapton
4. Have You Ever Seen The Rain by CCR
5. November Rain by Guns N' Roses
6. Here Comes The Rain Again by The Eurythmics
7. Over The Rainbow from The Wizard Of Oz

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18. When The Bain Comes!

"If the Bain comes we run and hide our heads
We might as well be dead
If the Bain comes, if the Bain comes"

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19. How about Layoffs, Bain O'er Me?

Romney:

On the dry and dusty campagin,
The nights we spend apart alone.
I need to get back home to cool, cool Bain.
I can't sleep and I lay and I think,
The night is hot and black as ink.
Oh God, I need a drink of cool, cool Bain.

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20. kick

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