A Keebler elf is on my teevee right now, having a hissy fit about "leaks."

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

[Solly Mack]

1. Yes, he is.

lol

[meow2u3]

2. I had to shut off TV

His whining grated at both me AND my cats. He was throwing a worse hissy fit than Ruby!

[Eliot Rosewater]

3. AS long as he isnt taking credit for Obama's economy and jobs report.

[Achilleaze]

4. You mean he's calling out the republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief

for his degenerate yellow-stain leak fetish? I'm glad someone had the cookies to do it.

[Solly Mack]

5. Oh, noes! He's going to "prosecAte" us.

Whatever the fuck that is.

Probably involves covfee.

[HipChick]

6. I bet there will be a leak before 5pm today...

[Tommy_Carcetti]

7. Pay no attention to the Russian collusion behind the curtain! nt

[Solly Mack]

8. They plan to force reporters to expose their sources - threats of jail time. To use the threat more.

More so than it has been used in the past.

They are going to look into reducing the number of people who can view classified info.

A locking down more or less on anything (negative) coming out about the WH. (like the phone transcripts - things that make Trump look as bad as he is)

[GreenPartyVoter]

9. Cue Will Ferrell.

[smirkymonkey]

10. Simmer down, Granny Clampett!

Or we'll have to toss you in the ceee-ment pond!

[rsdsharp]

11. Technically, Granny Moses.

Granny was Jed's mother-in-law. Her name was Daisy Mae Moses.

[sunonmars]

12. Amazing how they hate leaks now its on the other foot, loved them in the election....hypocrites.