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Barack_America

(28,876 posts) Mon Jul 31, 2017, 10:58 PM Jul 2017

Will Kelly fetch Trump a Coke when he snaps his fingers?

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Doubtful.

Who is going to fill that gaping hole in crucial White House operations?

Maybe Sessions can redeem himself a bit and work his way up to beverage services.

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Will Kelly fetch Trump a Coke when he snaps his fingers? (Original Post) Barack_America Jul 2017 OP

How is he at fly killing? N/t TexasBushwhacker Jul 2017 #1

I'm starting to wonder how thorough this interviewing process was. Barack_America Jul 2017 #2

Don't think Trump has guts to ask him to do those. I'm waiting for Kelly to strongly disagree with Hoyt Jul 2017 #3

They can just install one of these in The Oval... eleny Jul 2017 #4

. Barack_America Jul 2017 #5

#trumpsux eleny Jul 2017 #8

Kelly Anne will take care of the Cokes. Sessions is still too busy feeding the squirrel madinmaryland Jul 2017 #6

Or the Ivanka-bot Barack_America Jul 2017 #7

Yikes. GallopingGhost Aug 2017 #12

There may be a few vacancies in the administration gratuitous Jul 2017 #9

He peels a mean grape! n/m bagelsforbreakfast Aug 2017 #10

Nope. This is going to be a major power struggle. smirkymonkey Aug 2017 #11

Will Kelly be Lord of the Flies like Reince was? Cicada Aug 2017 #13

TexasBushwhacker

(20,214 posts)

1. How is he at fly killing? N/t

Reply to Barack_America (Original post)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 11:01 PM

Jul 2017

Barack_America

(28,876 posts)

2. I'm starting to wonder how thorough this interviewing process was.

Reply to TexasBushwhacker (Reply #1)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 11:05 PM

Jul 2017

There's been a lot of focus on the zero legislative skills thing, but I think we've stumbled on some even more serious questions here.

Hoyt

(54,770 posts)

3. Don't think Trump has guts to ask him to do those. I'm waiting for Kelly to strongly disagree with

Reply to Barack_America (Original post)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 11:27 PM

Jul 2017

something Trump wants. Hope he'll chase Trump down the hall kicking his ass. But fear he'll either quit or just cave to Trump.

eleny

(46,166 posts)

4. They can just install one of these in The Oval...

Reply to Barack_America (Original post)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 11:30 PM

Jul 2017

Barack_America

(28,876 posts)

5. .

Reply to eleny (Reply #4)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 11:37 PM

Jul 2017

https://www.amazon.com/Donald-Trump-Drinking-Squirrel-Products/dp/B01IO0OS00

#presidential

eleny

(46,166 posts)

8. #trumpsux

Reply to Barack_America (Reply #5)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 11:53 PM

Jul 2017

madinmaryland

(64,933 posts)

6. Kelly Anne will take care of the Cokes. Sessions is still too busy feeding the squirrel

Reply to Barack_America (Original post)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 11:40 PM

Jul 2017

in his jacket pocket.

Christie is still trying to figure out how Scaramucci's comment about sucking one own cock works.

Barack_America

(28,876 posts)

7. Or the Ivanka-bot

Reply to madinmaryland (Reply #6)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 11:49 PM

Jul 2017

GallopingGhost

(2,404 posts)

12. Yikes.

Reply to madinmaryland (Reply #6)

Tue Aug 1, 2017, 12:12 AM

Aug 2017

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)

9. There may be a few vacancies in the administration

Reply to Barack_America (Original post)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 11:56 PM

Jul 2017

But I think Coke-fetcher is one of those jobs so vital to the functioning of the government (and fortunately not subject to one of those inconvenient oath of office thingies) that it must be filled at all costs.

bagelsforbreakfast

(1,427 posts)

10. He peels a mean grape! n/m

Reply to Barack_America (Original post)

Tue Aug 1, 2017, 12:00 AM

Aug 2017

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)

11. Nope. This is going to be a major power struggle.

Reply to Barack_America (Original post)

Tue Aug 1, 2017, 12:02 AM

Aug 2017

Kelly's days are already numbered. I don't think he's the type to put up with Trump's crap and Trump won't have anyone else trying to assert control. This appointment is doomed already.

Cicada

(4,533 posts)

13. Will Kelly be Lord of the Flies like Reince was?

Reply to Barack_America (Original post)

Tue Aug 1, 2017, 01:45 AM

Aug 2017

Kelly! Get in here! There's a fly!

How will Trump react if he has to kill his own flies?

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