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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsAndy Borowitz nails it!
White House Unveils ScarimucciCare
WASHINGTON The White House today unveiled its latest attempt at healthcare reform, a new program called ScarimucciCare. Some of its key provisions include:
1) Pre-existing conditions: Lets say youre a fucking paranoiac, know what Im saying? We dont cover that fucking shit.
2) Hospital stays: Maybe you break your fucking neck trying to suck your own cock? No fucking way were covering that.
3) Individual mandate: Who the fuck told you thered be one of those? Fucking tell me now. Ill fire every one of those fuckers until I find who fucking told you and then Im going to fuck that fucker up.
WASHINGTON The White House today unveiled its latest attempt at healthcare reform, a new program called ScarimucciCare. Some of its key provisions include:
1) Pre-existing conditions: Lets say youre a fucking paranoiac, know what Im saying? We dont cover that fucking shit.
2) Hospital stays: Maybe you break your fucking neck trying to suck your own cock? No fucking way were covering that.
3) Individual mandate: Who the fuck told you thered be one of those? Fucking tell me now. Ill fire every one of those fuckers until I find who fucking told you and then Im going to fuck that fucker up.
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Trump Supporters Furious That They Still Have Health Care
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-supporters-furious-that-they-still-have-health-care
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Andy Borowitz nails it! (Original Post)
SHRED
Jul 2017
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lame54
(35,315 posts)1. No fucking records kept...
You wearing a fucking wire you cocksucker?
mountain grammy
(26,644 posts)2. K & R
ananda
(28,873 posts)3. Brilliant!
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)4. Last time I talk to that fucker
How dare he quote me from an on-the-record interview?
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)5. You have some fucking disgusting, disfiguring scars?
A little fucking make up will fix that.
calimary
(81,435 posts)6. I fucking love Andy Borowitz!
SHRED
(28,136 posts)7. That fucking fucker fucking rocks!
L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)9. How much more #TrumpShit can the average American take?
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