"Reince, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?"

Reince: “Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler…”

"...And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Anthony that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Steve too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…”

[njhoneybadger]

1. I hope he burns it down

[Ilsa]

2. LOL...

And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.

[Phentex]

3. We'll deduct the cost of the flag pin from your final paycheck

[flibbitygiblets]

4. And I said "No salt on the margarita--No Salt!"