Nickname for The Mooch

[Aviation Pro]

His self-selected moniker is a no-go because one, one can't pick one's own nickname/handle and two, he isn't a tough guy. So let me do the honor of bestowing a name that we can all agree on:

Shine Box.

Hey, oh, I'm just breaking your balls, Shine Box.

[greymattermom]

1. How about Fandango?

[Zambero]

8. Or the longer version

Fandango the Four-Lettering F*ckwad

[MADem]

2. Pardon my French, but I think "Fucking Asshole" is a perfectly good moniker for that shitgibbon.

He really is a moron. Yet another "Harvard" grad debasing the quality score of that institution. He besmirches the law school, W disgraced their MBA program, and the "Kush" proved that you really can buy your dumb-ass way into those ivy covered halls.

[FM123]

3. Vinnie Barbarinomucci

[Golden Raisin]

4. Cafone. Stronzo. Cretino. Buffone. Sfacimmo.

[gratuitous]

5. The half-pint goombah

Swiped from another poster at Daily Kos, I've filed off the serial number and claimed it for my own.

[davsand]

6. Is Dumbass off the table?

It's just so real in his case, I keep coming back to it...

[Hassin Bin Sober]

7. I like Little Tony Shine Box. Shine Box works too

[lsewpershad]

9. Scarawhochi

[Jamaal510]

10. I would

nickname him "Scar" like from the Lion King, but that would be an insult to Scar himself.

[politicat]

11. Scary Mucous

I like Shine Box, too.

[Achilleaze]

12. "Tony the Tongue" is how he was known back in the day

and I think he cemeted his claim to that name by spewing terms like "c*ck blocking" and "c*ck s*cking" and "f*cking" all over America's living rooms.

republican "family values" role models are so crude and degenerate. They need to abandon that crap, and take up American values like honesty, integrity, sincerity, compassion, and loyalty not to freaking russia, but to the United States of America.

Otherwise, republican TreasonWeasels need to move to Siberia where their degenerate kinds of values might fit in.