Could Happen: Local School Prepares to Welcome President Trump
Students at Pat Robertson Middle School are busy making preparations for the planned visit by President Donald J. Trump, scheduled for a week from today. According to Principal Ima Moran, the school's Glee Club is rehearsing a new song, "Praise for Dear Leader," which will be performed to greet the President. In addition, Ms. Grayson's Art Class is making signs for students to hold that express slogans, such as "MAGA," "Long Life For Dear Leader," and the upbeat, ever-popular slogan, "Lock Her Up." The Pat Robertson Middle School Band is rehearsing patriotic music to play during the visit, including "Hail to Dear Leader," "Amerika Uber Alles," and the Russian National Anthem.
Security for the visit will be provided, courtesy of the local patriot group, Oathkeepers, who will ensure that no student expresses any views other than those honoring Dear Leader's administration. As an additional precaution, students from families where one or more parents voted for Hillary Clinton will be suspended from attendance that day, for their own safety and to prevent unwanted outbursts. In addition, all children who do not attend recognized Real Christian™ Churches in the community will also be suspended for that day, along with students with certain ethnic or racial preferences.
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