"Like the hangman said, Jeff: 'The first step's the hardest.'" Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!

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Donald (The Articulating Turd) Trump is saying: "And fake news is telling everyone I want to fire Sessions so I can replace him with an Attorney General who will fire Mueller, but I'm not going top fire him, even though it turns out that his meeting with the Russian Ambassador was, despite his Senate testimony, campaign-related and substantive in nature. . . . Of course, if he feels he should resign before . . . Well, I hear more leaks just might be coming, something about taking money in exchange for classified information."


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Above CAPTION based on the speculation by Rachel Maddow and others that Trump would like to get Attorney General Jeff Sessions to resign so that he could be replaced with an AG who was not recused from the Russian investigation and could, therefore, fire Robert Mueller or severely limit the scope of his investigation as covered by Slate:

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2017/07/24/trump_reportedly_discusses_replacing_sessions_as_advisers_float_potential.html

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1. D.T. is saying:

"Jeff, if you're listening hear me out. . . . We want you to come in. . . . No harm will come to you. . . . You have my word. . . . Whatever happened, I want you to know that we can work it out. . . . Please don't make things worse for yourself. . . . You won't be harmed if you come in now. . . I promise."