Pence: "President Trump's accomplishments are nothing short of historic"

[Miles Archer]

Mike Pence Cements His Trump Bromance With Gushing Love Letter
“President Trump’s accomplishments are nothing short of historic.”



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mike-pence-cements-his-trump-bromance-with-gushing-love-letter_us_59755fa7e4b09e5f6cd044d1?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

In a piece published on Fox News’ website, Pence showered Trump with praise about his successful six months in office.

“President Trump’s accomplishments are nothing short of historic,” Pence wrote. “But as the president likes to say, at this White House that’s just what we call a good start.”

Pence then listed a number of promises the Trump administration had yet to deliver on, namely tax cuts.

“It is the greatest privilege of my life to serve as vice president to a president who is fighting every single day to restore an America of freedom, prosperity and opportunity for all,” he added.

[DetlefK]

1. That's fantastic! Why don't you write me a list of Trumps 10 biggest accomplishments?

[HAB911]

2. I do so hope Pence has good knee pads

[Achilleaze]

3. Fake accomplishments

Because in factual truth, the republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief, Comrade Casino, has accomplished doodley squat, unless you are a republican and consider treason against the USA to be some kind of accomplishment.

[atreides1]

4. Pence, liar extraordinaire

If there is Hell, then Pence is definitely on the right track to get there!!!

Just another woman hating, lying Xtian...that's Pence!!!

[Renew Deal]

5. Historically bad

[Raster]

6. good lord! what is this fool smoking?

"...nothing short of historic..."

You could not be more correct, holier-than-thou Mike*, but NOT for the reasons you present, nor for the context. Never before have we had such a callous, craven and unqualified inhabitant of the Oval Office. Never before have we had a "pResident" that colluded with a hostile foreign power to gain the Presidency. And never before have we seen the out-and-out in your face corruption and self-serving behaviors exhibited by this "pResident" and his family of grifters.

Truly, nothing short of historic.

[Tom Rinaldo]

7. Absoutely true - if you insert one comma:

President Trump's accomplishments are nothing, short of historic.

[Lochloosa]

9. Commas will kill ya.

[lpbk2713]

8. Stalin was historic. Pol Pot was historic. Idi Amin was historic.

Yup I've got to go along with that on face value.

[NastyRiffraff]

10. I guess it's historic

to be the Worst President Ever. W lost his title.

[NRaleighLiberal]

11. Exactly! Historically bad...destructive...WTFish!

[we can do it]

12. Fuck these people, and the idiots who believe their BS.

[treestar]

13. FFS

Saying a thing does not make it true.

[Gabi Hayes]

14. Excise the last 3 words of th OP

More like it

[Proud Liberal Dem]

15. "Historic"

Nothing other than how awful his (mis-)Administration has been could reasonably be described as "historic"

[procon]

16. Its a damn low bar for "accomplishments" when naming a building counts. nt

[HughBeaumont]

17. Geeeeeeeeeez, Mikey . . . want a towel?

Holy shit. I haven't seen ass-kissing like this since Scott McClellan.

[sinkingfeeling]

18. Did he mention one or two of those?

[Hugin]

19. This brings an interesting question to mind...

Can a President "Fire" a sitting Vice-President? One who may not Pardon an Impeached President?

I'm sure it's a hot topic around the WH food corral these days. In my mind's eye I can see Bannon, Trumpski, Ivanka, and Jarred all grabbing into the bucket-'o-fried-bird (The Marmalade Bloat slapping the second piece out of Bannon's greasy hand) and Trumpanov asking this very question with a full mouth of mashed potatoes while Ivanka and Jarred try to figure out how to eat corn-on-the-cob with the Lincoln silverware.

[NCTraveler]

20. I don't think Pence even knows where he is at.

“President Trump’s accomplishments are nothing short of historic,” Pence wrote. “But as the president likes to say, at this White House that’s just what we call a good start.”

[peggysue2]

21. Baghdad Bob

Like every authoritarian regime, propaganda and repeated lies become the working program. The Big Lie is the lie repeated 10,000x until it embeds itself in the public's consciousness. Of course, for this to work you need a public which has turned off (or never initiated) critical thinking skills and/or is ruled by equal parts fear/fantasy.

To us, Pence sounds like a lying fool. But to the True Believers he's playing the Heavenly Harp.

Sad!

[muriel_volestrangler]

22. It's an ugly mash-up of 1984, The Manchurian Candidate, The Stepford Wives and The Twilight Zone

(specifically the "cornfield" episode), with more than a hint of real-life North Korean propaganda.

[Vinca]

23. Trump humpers might not keep up, but sane voters know Trump is amounting to nothing.

Pence must be the first one in the door to kiss Don's ass in the morning.

[smirkymonkey]

24. Well, he earned the nickname "Mike Dense" for a reason.

God what an idiot! Show us where he has restored freedom, prosperity and opportunity for ALL, Mike. He hasn't done one positive thing for the average American and you know it. God, these people make me sick with their ass-kissing!