IKEA alert: be careful of your "sailors"!
http://www.thelaughbible.com/brings-ikea-stool-shower-now-thousands-laughing-embarrassing-incident/After looking at different alternatives at IKEA, he decided to go for the “Marius” stool since it was made out of steel and plastic, and was comfy.
But there was one thing that Claus had forgotten about: the stool had 8 small holes in it, something that would soon cause an uncomfortable problem. On his Norwegian Facebook page, he writes about the incident:
“Once I got home, I put my new piece of furniture in the shower and got in, this time without clothes. I calmly sat down on the stool and soaped up my whole body, including the ‘captain’ and his ‘two sailors’. As you might imagine, the sailors are what dangles between my legs, but since this is a public Facebook post I’ll stick to more flowery language.”
“So, when the deck got slippery and the captain and his crew got dizzy from all the foam, they started sliding around like drunk sailors!” Claus writes, and continues:
“Then something terrible happened."
SNIP
= new reply since forum marked as read
and when the hot water runs out, you get cold."
Husband loved it. Thanks, Pnwmom.
Sometimes we all need a laugh.
I don't remember his age, but probably 4 or 5. Old enough to know better.
It was bedtime when he told me, so it was too late to talk to the pediatrician. So I called poison control at the Children's Hospital, and they told me to check his BM's every day till it came out. And they said it could take as long as a week.
So, for the next week, I carefully collected his poops, and thoroughly dug into each and every one of them, hoping to spot the swallowed coin -- but it never emerged.
So I called the pediatrician and told her what happened, and what I'd been doing. She asked why they told me to do THAT. To make sure it came out, I replied.
And she said, "well, what would be the point? We're not going to do an operation to get a penny out."
Oh. I guess not.
...but was laying on her kindergarten nap mat holding it up, pondering whatever it is 5 year olds ponder, and dropped it into her open mouth. X-rays ensued to make sure she hadn't inhaled it. And yes, our mother then had to examine her poop for days until it was safely expelled.
Ah, the Magical Moments of Motherhood. 
And they probably wouldn't have wanted to leave a tack inside. That's a scary thought!
but, I hear ya. 
ended up "falling" on something that got lodged up his bum and came in every week to have it removed.
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/appalachian-emergency-room/2860884?snl=1
I don't see why people, at this point, wouldn't be like "Look, I enjoy sticking things up my butt. If you go on the good vibrations or adam and eve website, you'll see that it's actually pretty common" 
