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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBorowitz: Mitch McConnell Hospitalized with Low White-Vote Count
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/mitch-mcconnell-hospitalized-with-low-white-vote-count?mbid=nl_071817%20Borowitz%20Newsletter%20(1)&CNDID=19668051&spMailingID=11500914&spUserID=MTk1ODU1ODc4Mzc4S0&spJobID=1201632895&spReportId=MTIwMTYzMjg5NQS2WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell was rushed to the hospital late Monday night with what doctors diagnosed as a low white-vote count.
Doctors at Walter Reed Army Medical Center said that when McConnell arrived at the facility his white-vote count had fallen below fifty and he had gone into shock.
Dr. Harland Dorrinson, a physician at Walter Reed who is monitoring McConnells condition, called his low white-vote count very serious.
Mitch McConnell needs a white-vote count of at least fifty in order to function, he said. If it falls below fifty and stays there for an extended period of time, he cannot survive.
Efforts to boost the Senate Majority Leaders white-vote count have so far proved fruitless, as doctors acknowledged that they have been unable to find additional white votes that are compatible with McConnell.
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Borowitz: Mitch McConnell Hospitalized with Low White-Vote Count (Original Post)
George II
Jul 2017
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Wounded Bear
(58,660 posts)1. Andy does it again...
MyOwnPeace
(16,927 posts)2. Love it!!!!!!
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)4. Bwahahahah!
Va Lefty
(6,252 posts)5. Awesome!!
lame54
(35,290 posts)6. Luckily for him...
That's covered under Obama care
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)7. 😆😆😆
lordsummerisle
(4,651 posts)8. k&r
funny, thanks...
sheshe2
(83,771 posts)9. I needed a laugh tonight.
Thanks, George.