Hardball & three things Chris Mathews doesn't know
Mathews: Hi, I'm Chris Mathews and you're watching Hardball. We're going to cut to a commercial break and when we get back, my guests are going to tell me three things I don't know.
CUT TO: 17 commercials in a row.
Mathews: Welcome back, this is Hardball. Now, Guest #1, tell me something I don't know. . .
Guest #1: Well, Chris, one of the main things you don't know is that you're rude.
Mathews: I'm rude?
Guest #1: And obnoxious.
Mathews: Really? How so?
Guest #1: Well, first off, you're always interrupting your guests. You ask them a question, then you don't give them time to answer. You start cutting them off and interrupting them almost immediately.
Mathews: I do? Geez, I never noticed that! I'll give it some thought while we're on commercial break, then Guest #2 will tell me something I don't know. . .
CUT TO: 23 commercials in a row, including three of the same spot for the Jewelry Exchange in Tustin.
Mathews: Welcome back, I'm Chris Mathews and this is Hardball. Guest #2, tell me something I don't know. . .
Guest #2: I hate to be the one to break it to you, Chris, but you don't seem to have even a rudimentary grasp of the English language.
Mathews: Awww, c'mon now, that's a mute point --
Guest #2: And your grammar is atrocious!
Mathews: Ain't that the truth! We're just going to take a short break and when we return, Guest #3 will tell me something I don't know. . .
CUT TO: 27 commercials in a row.
Mathews: Well, that's it for tonight --
Guest #3: Hey, what about me?
Mathews: Sorry, we're out of time. I'm Chris Mathews and this is Hardball.
CUT TO: 33 commercials in a row.
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