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(52,309 posts) Tue Jul 11, 2017, 10:15 PM Jul 2017

i said i really wanted drugs. someone arranged for me to meet with a major drug dealer.

i met with that major drug dealer.

my dad promised there would be really great drugs at the next party. the best.

dad got high on drugs. we all got high on drugs.

but, uh, no, i didn't get drugs from that drug dealer. we just talked about the weather. in fact, i was really pissed that she promised drugs, which i would have happily bought, but she turned out not to have any.

plus i have no idea how the drugs eventually showed up.

no idea at all.

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i said i really wanted drugs. someone arranged for me to meet with a major drug dealer. (Original Post) unblock Jul 2017 OP

K&R YCHDT Jul 2017 #1

i wanted to hire a hitman to kill a rival... blitzen Jul 2017 #2

Just say you're new and need to gain more experience dalton99a Jul 2017 #3

I wanted to meet with a terror cell, so that I could blow things up . . . hatrack Jul 2017 #4

YCHDT

(962 posts)

1. K&R

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Tue Jul 11, 2017, 11:05 PM

Jul 2017

blitzen

(4,572 posts)

2. i wanted to hire a hitman to kill a rival...

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Tue Jul 11, 2017, 11:10 PM

Jul 2017

i met with the hitman, but he turned out to be a nothingburger....Well, if truth be told, he had nothing to offer because he was an FBI decoy....So what in the hell am I doing in this 6 by 8 foot concrete cell?

dalton99a

(81,569 posts)

3. Just say you're new and need to gain more experience

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Tue Jul 11, 2017, 11:13 PM

Jul 2017

hatrack

(59,592 posts)

4. I wanted to meet with a terror cell, so that I could blow things up . . .

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Tue Jul 11, 2017, 11:19 PM

Jul 2017

Well, silly me!

It turned out that Abdullah and Mohammed and those crazy guys were all FBI agents!

Oh well! No harm done, since nobody actually blew up anybody else! I was new to this anyway!!

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